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[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Acquired responsibility under a working contract ≠ Motivation for signing a working contract

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sure but we are responsible for our own health and that of our family also, so the main objective for many is to obtain “stable employment” the more invisible, the better.

Work to live. Not live to work.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 minute ago

But that's not the question is asking. The question is actually very clear and precise.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Responsibility and objective are two different things

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 hours ago

Well damn that's a good point. But what a weird ass question.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 14 points 7 hours ago

Remember to tell them what they want to hear and they will do the same but we all know it is just a game.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

As soon as I read the responses I knew what this was. Guys you have no obligation to believe any of the training they give you. You know what the answers are supposed to be to be. Just tell them what they want to hear and keep going. They are still legally responsible for what happens on the job. This is just something they do to get rid of people or prevent people from getting hired.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 124 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I've heard these described as a "legally acceptable way of filtering out people with autism" and man I've not seen them the same way since.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 hours ago

Not really, in this case the more literally you read the question the better. It asks what responsibility you acquire when you have a job not why you got the job.

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 40 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I have had a theory that the personality tests are just to have an excuse to discriminate with plausible deniability.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 27 points 10 hours ago

yep when I applied to work at target a few years ago, there should have been absolutely no reason for them to not consider me but I took that thiny veiled screening test and wow I suddenly don't get a response.

fuck corpos man

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 20 points 10 hours ago

That explains a LOT.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Even the chosen answer is like the bottom minimum of what I expect of a job.

I'd like to be able to pay my bills and have something left at the end I can splurge on something else.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Like a nice suit for the office? Right?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 78 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If I owned the means of production, then answer #1 would be okay.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 49 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Or if they had profit sharing, that actually used to be a thing.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 hours ago

People all collectively forgot that that was the piece that made America great in the 50s.

[–] roude@lemmynsfw.com 42 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I would think that any business having this on an employment screener would be a huge red flag. But also, part of being a seasoned (read: weathered) corporate wage slave is answering nonsense like this with the corpo-appropriate response and NOT your actual thoughts.

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I once applied for a pretty "standard" job. In return, i was asked to complete a survey which was a requirement. This survey consisted of some questions about "what would you do in this scenario if you would work here" (some of them were video-based ones). Since i have quite enough experience working in retail - i answered those questions kinda realistically even tho i thought that in perfect world the actual answer should be different (so called by you @roude@lemmynsfw.com - "corpo-appropriate"). I finished the survey and i got a email with the results...

... it was something like "Not bad! There is a potential to improve" in a kinda mean way

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 hours ago

In half of them it's just "seek direction from my supervisor" or "follow company policy or procedure."

Basically it's never "think for yourself" for anything below manager.

[–] roude@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, had to answer a few of these in a personality match assessment when I was greener. Answered them truthfully and… never got a response from the company. But things like: are you willing to grind yourself into dust if the need arises, do you perform 110% 24/7 or just enough to eek by, and the classic "do you work to live or live to work".

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

Seems like you just dodged the bullet.

For corps you should live to work.

Corps actually forget that people work primarily for money which they spent to make a living.

Majority of people doing extra % are those who can't afford living with their normal wage and they see it as the only way to get the money needed. Corps notices it so they think they can abuse those people to do even more extra work for nothing just because "they are hard-working believers in corporate and self success".

This is fucking bullshit

P.S.Of course, there are also people (altough in minority) that will do extra work even if they don't need to, but they actually want to. That's on them and i respect it.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 59 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

i want all business owners to know: i, and millions like me, lie through my fucking teeth on these "surveys," telling you what we know you want to hear, while quiet quitting every minute of every day. because fuck you

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They know, they don't care. Read bullshit jobs

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

They want people who know better but still say what is expected of them

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 9 hours ago

They know. They just want to filter out the people who are going to say something about it.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 38 points 12 hours ago

help your CEO get that hefty bonus

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 11 hours ago

I mean, that's what the business wants from you.

I'm surprised they laid it out like that though.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Ah- ha! that’s one of them "family" corporations

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

Of course, what do you think you got hired for?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Ahhhh, canvas quizzes. What class?

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I thought canvas was just for schools