this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 5 hours ago

The joke aside

This "art" "style" makes me fume so bad. I hate corposlop

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 6 hours ago

Imagine being commissioned to make some shit like this and they actually love it and accept it lmaoooo

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 17 points 9 hours ago

insert catheter slurp on that thang

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 8 hours ago

Wow, for a second I thoughts the guy was sipping on coffee. Nope he's got his penis and that's all that matters.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] Chana@hexbear.net 44 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Hi! I'm at the cafe, thanks for meeting up with me to discuas the new round of funding. Look for me under the guy just jorkin' it.

[–] turtle@lemm.ee 13 points 10 hours ago

thanks for meeting up with me to ~~discuas~~ dickus the new round of funding

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago
[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 11 hours ago
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 45 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

At the corporate cafe straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well I mean my pingas.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 minute ago

Pingas? En plural?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 24 points 12 hours ago

"Sounds" like fun. And by "sounds" I mean there's a rod in the pingas

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 11 points 10 hours ago

I died laughing.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 28 points 12 hours ago

Damn that guy who was very insistent that he did not use straws must have seen that.

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 35 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

You yanks might not know it but if you have a foreskin you have to do this weekly

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 12 hours ago

We know, why do you think we're called yanks

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 12 hours ago

Some of us have foreskins

Thank you Dad

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 22 points 12 hours ago

That's the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 12 points 12 hours ago

Dick fingers