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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"speed cocker"

"ooh, I like the sound of that"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wish I could find the clip where Homer accurately imagines what a Think Tank is. One of my favorite bits.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Thank you! I've wanted to see that one again for so many years now.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Thank you! None of my searches were yielding much

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One of those Sandler pieces that's advertised as a comedy but turns into a single dad sobbing in a public bathroom 10 minutes into the film.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

That’s his oeuvre

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Christopher Walken can simply say no to the gun, as shown in the documentary Seven Psychopaths

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

finally, a relatable workplace comedy.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

You wouldn't shoot up a Bed Bath & Beyond would you?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

i love this movie when he takes his gun into the bed bad and beyond

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

1: Guns go 'click' as well.

2: That 1911 is comically oversized, scaled wrong.

That size of a 1911 is as large or possibly larger than a full size, 50 AE Desert Eagle.

... there are a few upscaled 1911 designs, blown up to use a 50 cal, marketed toward defending yourself against bears... but they usually have a longer barrel/extended compensator.

This thing in the image is just giving me 'babies first custom CS gun model' vibes, lol.

If the 1911 was scaled smaller, such that Sandler was doing good trigger discipline with his first finger knuckle about where the trigger guard is... that would be about the right scale for a typical .45 1911, or at least closer.

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Click click boom