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[–] Brak@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

least problematic carnist be like:

i cant really empathize with animals like how i can with people. i hit dogs with my car on the way to work all the time (once a week or so). its unavoidable because they charge into the road from their yards and its too windy to move out of the way usually so i mostly just accelerate into them & drive over their bodies.

if i hit even one (1) person id never live with the guilt and quit my job. its unfair to expect one (1) puppy to equal one (1) human. (i know you dont expect that, but i feel better if i write this idk why).

how many puppies would i have to hit before it was enough for me to care much? it would have to be like when the cicadas come out - piles and piles of puppies for miles. i just value my fiance having nice things more than the lives of those dogs, even though i like puppies a lot. i will continue to hit dogs with my car, it is the natural order of things.

blob-stabby speech-l

some details changed to protect the innocent & make dunking easier

brak this is a weird thing to admit online, friendo!

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[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

In this scenario, it appears I am a beautiful, divine creature, and I would be free of sin. I crush the trolley between my tendrils and devour it.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Oh good, we haven’t had this since federation

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[–] kewko@lemdro.id 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As someone who had pork and beans for lunch I must say idk

[–] Brak@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

brak oh boy howdy! love me a good lefty meme! i am sure the replies to this lefty meme will be very normal & not full of people having emotional breakdowns over vegans existing!

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

vegan containment breach, alert the prime minister

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[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hexbear self-crit non-fans: "I punch the person that reminded me I make this choice".

[–] Brak@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

“im a leftist so i can feel better than everyone else, my contrarianism is not satiated if my own contradictions are discussed!! how can i moralize materialism to fill the void in my soul if the morality makes me feel bad?

rage-cry

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[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Real big brain takes in here like "but have you considered that I don't think animals are sentient"

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[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

good old-fashioned vegan struggle session, a hexbear delight! This one is a good post though. Also, I think "carnist" works a lot better than "bloodmouth" ever did, that one sounded way too cool to use as a dis.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Anyone actually choosing what they can eat is in a priveleged position weather it be materially, financially or health wise to be honest. Lots of people go to bed hungry around the globe.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I do not understand what point this is trying to make

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[–] 1simpletailer@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Yes and? We can acknowledge that choosing what you can eat is a privilege, but those with that privilege should exercise it to minimize the suffering they cause in the world. "People go to bed hungry" isn't an adequate excuse for anyone with means to go vegan to choose to continue eating meat. This post has big "Well China creates more carbon pollution" energy.

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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what-time-is-it
Though there shouldn't really be a struggle, the meme is correct. It's okay to be provoked and confronted with ways in which we could be better, that should not be cause for anger

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

"Oh but there are a bunch of ants and bunny rabbits walking across the bean track, and only the bean track!"

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[–] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I just wish people would stop falling for the utterly absurd anti-PETA propaganda.

Like, meat eaters unironically claiming PETA hates animals is just so infuriating I want to slap whoever says it.

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