They won't even hide it; they've made Zelensky their clown.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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This Zelensky has a greater chance to sit at the big kids table.
That's pretty funny, bit of glimpse into their thinking and humor. At this point they might as well release a 'fundraiser funko pop' for the consumers to get excited about for a second.
It's all empty gestures and associations, isn't it? They are barely one step above pointing and grunting. "Ooh! Thing me like!" "Ugh! Thing me no like! Bad!"
North Atlantic Toddler Organization
This sounds like something Madeleine Albright would have done during her tenure with like, her grand children or something. These people are so sick it just baffles me.
that's funny as fuck
He thought he'd get a full size candy bar but instead walked out of there with a bag full of money
this kid wants to be optimus prime for halloween and his dumbfuck father was like, "no, i have a career to maintain, my aides have informed me that this year you will go to school as Sweater Dipshit"
This does rather capture that image of Zelensky mopishly standing in his wrinkled outfit really. Poor kid, but his disappointment is palpable and really adds to the cosplay.
Did he go around demanding a billion candies from everyone?
wholeheartedly believe they just convinced the kid who was throwing a tantrum about trick-or-treating (for whatever reason, I've been 5 before too so I get it) to put on a green shirt instead of a costume and when asked what he was supposed to be while waiting for his White House M&Ms, Blinken said 
"But dad I want to be Spiderman"
"You WILL put on the green sweater"
no it works he's going around Washington DC begging
Oh shit oh fuck we forgot to buy a costume for Blinken Jr!
Is this like when future Queen Elizabeth II's die-hard fascist uncle had her doing the Hitler Salute as a little kid?
