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In countries like Mali where there is no sea, this could mean simultaneous invasions of Guinea or Senegal to establish a river-sea corridor.

Is Israel the goal or are they just the first maritime country Hamas has encountered?

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

Hamas jumped out of my bathtub so I think you're on to something they clearly have mastery over water

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Fuck that's scary. My city pipes water from a river to my house. I may as well be providing a runway for Hamas.

[-] hissing_serpents@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

pro-Hamas domestic woke terrorists are secretly building an elaborate hose network to facilitate a full scale invasion of our beautiful suburban lawns

[-] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

We were so scared of the fire nation. We never would have expected it to be the water tribes who were to be feared.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

From every river to every sea Palestinians will be free. They can't be free somewhere there isn't a river or sea though so for now the moon is off limits. Maybe someday

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Mars however has clear evidence of ancient riverbeds and oceans. All Hamas has to do is hijack a spaceship and suddenly we're facing interplanetary glider attacks.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

The moon has the sea of tranquility, as well as many others

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

But does it have any rivers? bean-think

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I did do some searching for anything overtly referred to as rivers. And whilst it does have features that are described as the remnants of magma rivers, I don't think it has any features that are explicitly named rivers. Still, I think they should count.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Hamas never specified that it has to be a water river. A magma river would give them access to lava rockets.

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago

I love that your pfps are the same as they were on dirt owl appreciation day.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Oh interesting. That's a glitch, I currently don't have a pfp. Have I been impersonating dirt owl this whole time? lea-think

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

I think removing pfps don't federate, although changing to a new one does.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Oh interesting. Wonder if they're aware of that bug or not

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

i hope they are and don't fix it because it's hilarious

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Feeling very relieved they didn't name the great lakes the small seas

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

But of course you have the major rivers and canals that flow from them. That traps you between the Detroit River and Caribbean Sea.

[-] glans@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Tale as old as time

[-] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Clearly the easiest solution to the conflict is to desalinate all the seas, turning them into lakes

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Hamas has already planned for that scenario. Those lakes will have river inlets to oxygenate them. Otherwise they'd just be ponds.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

no rivers or sea over here, im safe curious-sickle

from the stream to the creek might frighten me. the small pond to the small lake scared

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Are those streams/creeks tributaries of rivers?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

your watershed hierarchies are no match for my linguistic prescriptivism, Hamas!

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

The Bolivian sea

[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

But because they never mention the ocean, they can never capture everything

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

They can cross an ocean to get to another sea though. Same with landmasses to get to a river or sea.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Oceans cancel the area mapping. These reules were written before we knew the earth was round

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Sure, but insurgencies adapt to new tools. With GPS Hamas can pinpoint the location of every sea and river on the planet.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The Gambia in shambles

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I believe they refer to the landmass between the river Jordan to the Sea of Tranquility on the moon. Depending on where the moon is at any given time, Palestine will either be the smallest or largest country on the planet.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

from the Río Larsiparsahk to the Greenland Sea

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Fuck that's terrifying. Today Gaza, tomorrow Greenland?

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I've been basing my support on the fact that they'll free everything from the st. Lawrence River to the Beaufort Sea

[-] SkolShakedown@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

they mean the long way, in a longitudinal band around the planet earth.

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