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I'm gonna say it. (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by Huldra@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I don't care who shot JFK, I don't care how many guys it were, I don't care who planned it, I don't care who shot officer JD Tippett, I don't care why Jack Ruby shot Oswald nor do I care if the CIA gave him the MKULTRA brainwashing lung cancer, don't care who covered it up, and actually its way funnier if it was just two bumbling failures who did it on their own.

Shut the fuck up and let me browse my slop in peace kitsuragi-depress

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[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Nobody shot JFK. His head just exploded

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

What if it was me? Wouldn't you want to know an owl pulled that off?

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Lee Harvey Owlswald

[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

I think it was actually a dove, it kept saying coup, coup

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

I like the theory that it was a drunk/hungover SS guy that accidentally blew his head off because he had shit trigger discipline.

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

That one is extremely funny too, particularly since it makes Oswald even more of a failguy.

Criminal that there hasnt been a comedic farce made about that theory yet in the style of like Death of Stalin.

[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I just like all the little characters, its a good show

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

JFK didn't kill himself

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