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My ""slave free" chocolate" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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the fucking quotation marks 
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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"Slave free" means the slaves work for free
Lionel Hutz punctuation
SLAVE FREE NO CHILD EXPLOITATION
SLAVE FREE? NO, CHILD EXPLOITATION
Sus quotation marks
Doesn't it look like they're trying to disguise quotation marks as motion lines?
The text must be dancing with joy
Meanwhile at Mars Inc.: ”We can only trace about 24% of our supply chain, so we don't even know how much slave labor we're using.”
I wonder if we'll get phones from major manufacturers that have these stickers on them
"Slave Free Samsung S45" 
Is this Tony's Chocolonely?
Tony's Chocolonely: making chocolate 100% exploitation free
Yeah, except for the cows you despicable shits
btw.good luck with that overton window
They're not quotation marks, see the lines under the e
On the other hand, they're quotation marks. Evidence: look at them. They're quotation marks.
They're not of equal length. They're 'cutesy' motion lines. Wildly inappropriate marketing still (✨ slave free ✨ )
Example of motion lines:
Mr. President. their quotatien marks...
what they mean is that there is exactly 1 (one) extra middleman between the slave producers and themselves to launder the whole process
*latest fad
I manumit them once they reach old age and lose their capability for productive work. Slave free.
if even 1% of any part of your industry depends on slavery the entire thing goes in the trash. sorry, but i make the rules now.