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No more cape shit once you hit 30. Do some praxis instead or read a good book.

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[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (7 children)

LMAO my coworker has a funkopop of the guy on the right.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

My 40 year old high school english teacher had like a dozen marvel funko pops in the classroom, he was annoying asl and spent his free time snitching on half my grade for vaping

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[–] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Spiderman vs Penis, who would win?

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're going to have to pull some serious bullshit to make Spider-Man win.

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[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Monkey paw: grown men becomes one of those weird NAFO posters

No seriously i thought those cringe NAFO dogs are bots but they are literally a bunch of middle aged people.

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I dont think it’s “arrested development” to retreat into complete fantasy in such a fucked up dystopia. It’s not these people’s faults that corporate shitbags and military contractors are there to rifle through their pockets and brains once they fall asleep.

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Examining the exant dataset, a trend can be observed that a transition occurs in every man's life around the age of 50 where he stops watching capeshit and starts reading books about Hitler. This posits the theoretical existence is diverse transitional forms along the Marvel-Hitler continuum among the democrats of middle-aged men. The precise characteristics of these transitional states and their temporal duration, however, remain undetermined.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

But if we don't have treats, what will we do?!

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