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AASAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAQAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I RAN TO MY COMPUTrE!!!!!!!!!!
i heard the news elsewhere and immediately knew I had to come to the party here
Vaxxed?? 👁️
IM SO FUCKSIN DRUNK OVER THE NEWS
and I wasn't going to touch myself today.
The only response from my group chat was: "But isn’t it kind of hard to be jubilant when the bad guy lived to 100? We should all hope to be so lucky."
At long last. I was here.
The npr sub is filled with libs realizing how shitty npr is as they talk glowingly of Kissinger
Just know I'm going to have the day after Kissinger's death blues tomorrow. It never quite lives up to expectations.
someone needs to update kissinger's tvtropes page
I was here
Posting in a legendary post
WHO MUST GO?
where were you wen henry kissinger die
i was at work looking at train twitter when i see tweet that say "henry kissinger is kill"
no
Inb4 libs going "bro, how can you be happy that someone died like that bro? I know he wasn't an angel but he was still human like all of us bro! You're being really problematic right now!"
Piss on his corpse! Piss on his grave!
RIP BOZO #PACKWATCH
Finally, a world without Kissinger. Beautiful.
I'm gonna cum
I did not expect this so late at night! FUCK YES. :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party:
A 100 years too long
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac
Finally!
Hahahahah hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha ahahahahahhaha Hahahahahah hahahahahahahahha
Didn't happen soon enough, good riddance.
Goddamn. I wish it had been yesterday if only cause it was at a bar and I 1000% would have done the damn "Next round is on me everyone!!!"
lol lmao do mcconnell next