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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] Odo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] Othello@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AASAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAQAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I RAN TO MY COMPUTrE!!!!!!!!!!

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i heard the news elsewhere and immediately knew I had to come to the party here crab-party

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[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Vaxxed?? 👁️

[–] Autisticky@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

IM SO FUCKSIN DRUNK OVER THE NEWS

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

and I wasn't going to touch myself today.

[–] RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago (10 children)

The only response from my group chat was: "But isn’t it kind of hard to be jubilant when the bad guy lived to 100? We should all hope to be so lucky."

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[–] Romeo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

At long last. I was here.

The npr sub is filled with libs realizing how shitty npr is as they talk glowingly of Kissinger

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just know I'm going to have the day after Kissinger's death blues tomorrow. It never quite lives up to expectations.

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[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

someone needs to update kissinger's tvtropes page

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Posting in a legendary post

crab-party

[–] Autisticky@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PISSINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

WHO MUST GO?

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

where were you wen henry kissinger die

i was at work looking at train twitter when i see tweet that say "henry kissinger is kill"

no

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[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Inb4 libs going "bro, how can you be happy that someone died like that bro? I know he wasn't an angel but he was still human like all of us bro! You're being really problematic right now!"

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Piss on his corpse! Piss on his grave!

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

RIP BOZO #PACKWATCH

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Finally, a world without Kissinger. Beautiful.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna cum

[–] ElectronNumberSeven@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] socialnuju@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I did not expect this so late at night! FUCK YES. :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party:

[–] flees@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

A 100 years too long

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac

[–] Bisexual_Cookie@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Hahahahah hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha ahahahahahhaha Hahahahahah hahahahahahahahha crab-party

[–] babushkot@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Didn't happen soon enough, good riddance.

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Goddamn. I wish it had been yesterday if only cause it was at a bar and I 1000% would have done the damn "Next round is on me everyone!!!"

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

lol lmao do mcconnell next

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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