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Lmao keep telling yourself that no-fash

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[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

It’s like that (warning, this is a link to the CIA YouTube channel) CIA recruitment video:

“I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder… I stand here as a proud first generation Latina and officer at CIA. I am unapologetically me”

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Came here to post this, such a great bit from our Langley friends

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why does the Italian politician have English affirmations on her phone.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Especially when she's big on being anti-Anglomania lol

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Probably got it from Temu or AliExpress.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Peobably the same reason why she's a jpop singer of the city pop genre.

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedComrade@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

scared-fash 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 ✋ bordiga-despair OUR LASANGA DAY IS COMING garf-chan

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I have the gabagools I need

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

I will smile, breathe and go

Please forgo step 2, thanks and good night

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

I like how the cutouts for the camera cut through 1,2, and 5

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

It really is bizarre how mental health is treated like some weird tumblr quirk.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't she...Italian? I know it has a little bit of mutual intelligibility with English, but I didn't think it had that much.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

America worshippers consume so much US media in English that they can speak American English pretty well.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess this "eat, pray, love" stuff is about as "American English" as it gets.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Peak treat brain, if you will.

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

You are a person (unlike those ********)

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

The gas chambers will be have fairy lights and ukulele music