Its time to ask the hard questions. Choose wisely. Im sure the topminds on Hexbear will make the right decision.
One in melon mug for infinite energy, tastiness, and theming bonus
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infinite candle that makes you not stress? I'll take two please 
I am stressed at nearly every single moment I am awake so I'll take that candle
smells like a nice memery
yea everyone loves the smell of expired mountain dew and smegma
wheres cinderblock. i demand cinderblock.
It fills me with joy that so many of you found this little CYOA (choose your own adventure) amusing. I will be back in some time with another one.
Magic blanket, summers here too hot, winters too cold and my ass can't afford any comfort, so that's a clear winner. As for the rest, dream pillow don't really need I can lucid dream already, any candle sets off the smoke alarm, the teddy doesn't seem to be anything special and I have cuddly kitties, the favorite mug is interesting but nah unless I can use it on warmed water, that'd be hilarious but still not as nice as the blanket, I don't see what being braver will do, I'm already here afterall.
blanket
I need all six.
You would literally become a demigod
ELDER GOD TIER 
Endless candle
GOD TIER 
Cuddly bear, magic blanket
CONTENDER TIER 
Good dream pillow, treasure stone
DEEPLY FLAWED TIER :
Favorite mug
Favorite mug and endless candle both violate laws of thermodynamics. S tier
Candle probably does it best, since the cup specifies warm - and if you take an extremely cheesy interpretation of "stress" then it might apply to material stress, for added reality-breaking consequences.
Treasure stone but it's close with the pillow.