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Musk's stupid car killed Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister-in-law (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

Do billionaires normally survive backing into ponds?

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

Billionaires ate the devil fruit that gives you money but in turn, they can't swim because the sea hates them

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

What a stupid way to die

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

wtf I love Teslas now

[-] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

It's ok to laugh. Anyone who hoards that amount of wealth is not a human, they are a demon

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

I keep one of those glass breaking hammers attached directly to my driver's side sun blocker thingy.

This is very funny. Musk doing more praxis than almost anyone here.

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

More like Angela 潮 kelly

Yes I know her surname isn't cháo as in 潮 (tides/waves) but I'd like to imagine a shipping magnate who eventually drowned having a surname to do with the tides to be funnier.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago

With all that money she should have paid for the optional extra safety feature for her Tesla:

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago

Objectively hilarious

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

I don't think the Model X comes with bulletproof glass standard, which means that either Tesla found a way to screw up regular safety glass or that Chao went out of her way to replace the standard glass with bulletproof glass. Either way crab-party

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 8 months ago

They screwed up regular safety glass. It's supposed to be "tough" glass to deter people trying to break into them, but isn't actually strong enough for that (Hitting them with a bit of pipe or a brick hard enough still breaks them fine) but they're too strong to break with your fists or feet from the inside. It's like a weird anti-safety measure.

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago