this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

wtf I love Teslas now

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

What a stupid way to die

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do billionaires normally survive backing into ponds?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Billionaires ate the devil fruit that gives you money but in turn, they can't swim because the sea hates them

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It's ok to laugh. Anyone who hoards that amount of wealth is not a human, they are a demon

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I keep one of those glass breaking hammers attached directly to my driver's side sun blocker thingy.

This is very funny. Musk doing more praxis than almost anyone here.

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

More like Angela 潮 kelly

Yes I know her surname isn't cháo as in 潮 (tides/waves) but I'd like to imagine a shipping magnate who eventually drowned having a surname to do with the tides to be funnier.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

With all that money she should have paid for the optional extra safety feature for her Tesla:

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Objectively hilarious

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago
[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think the Model X comes with bulletproof glass standard, which means that either Tesla found a way to screw up regular safety glass or that Chao went out of her way to replace the standard glass with bulletproof glass. Either way crab-party

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

critical support to elon musk in his protracted war against other billionaires

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Tesla's have now done more for the people than I ever could

[–] Harajukum@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

you-have-been-promoted You have been SUBMERGED!

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago
[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

crab-party what unexpected good news! Hahaha

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nature is hitting back

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Musk is doing more praxis than you. What's your excuse?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Critical support.

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

This is possibly one of the greatest run on sentences ive ever read.

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