fuck it. everyone is defederating from everything. every user gets their own unique instance and nobody can comment or vote on a different instance.
Fuck yeah don't get in ma brain! Reading other people's thought words is authoritarian AF!
Reading is literally someone transmitting their thoughts into your brain. It's a form of communist brainwashing and the only defense is illiteracy.
Yes please. I’m tired of the Putin Puppets ruining everything.
You're just jealous because Putin's sponsorship of hexbear made us all rich 
hhhhhrrrfffungghhh..hhngggg whew !!ppppppbbbrttt ... This place is an owl shit barn
It's funny how most of these comments read exactly like the bits people did on Hexbear before federation. I can't even tell the difference anymore.
I honestly expected more creativity. should have known better 
So tired of seeing liberals calling us Putin Puppets. I've written an essay here about hexbear's stance on Russia. You need to read it.
we're not putin puppets
posts link to the Putin Puppet Bylaws
Ngl it's tiring work but it's well worth it for all the rubles we get.
I have absolutely no way to spend them, but still they're pretty neat
somebody on the internet disagrees with me
why would putin do this
putin snuck into my house and put shit in my pants
actually, i lied. it really is putin doing this. the only reason i am a communist on the internet is because vladimir putin sent me this letter. i hold absolutely 0 ideological conviction to communism. communism can only be believed in because of either propaganda or bribery
PЯЇVҰԐГ ҪФԠЯДDЄ ЇҬ ЇS Ї, VLДDЇԠЇЯ PФФҬЇЍ ДИD Ї ДԠ ШЯЇҐЇЙG LЭҬҬЭЯ ГФ ҰФЏ
Ї ЦЙDЄЯSҐДЍD ЧФЦ ҪДЍ ЙФҬ ЯЭДD ЯЦSSЇДЍ SФ Ї ҢДVЄ PЦҐ ЇҬ ЇЙ ҒДЦҲ ҪЧЯЇLLЇҪ ҒФЯ ҰФЦ
ЭИҪLФSЄD ЇS 1000 ЯЏЪLЄ ҪЏЯЯЭЙҪҰ ЏЙЇГS. ЇЙ ЄҲҪӉДЍGԐ ҒФЯ ҪЏЯЯԐЍҪЧ, PLԐДSЄ PФSГ ДЬФЦҐ ҪФԠԠЦЍЇSԠ ФИLЇЍЄ
ҐҤЇS ЇS ФӺ VЇҐДL ЇԠPФЯҐДИҪЄ ГФ ҬҢԐ ЯЦSSЇДЙ ҒЄDЄЯДҐЇФИ SФԠЄӉФЩ
PLЄДSЭ PФSҬ ԠДИЧ PЇҪҬЏЯЭ ФҒ ҐҤЭ ӉФG ЩЇГӉ SӉЇҐ ФИ ЇГS ГԐSҐЇҪLЭS, Ї ҐҢЇЍҜ ЇҐ ЇS ӺЦЍЙҰ
ЧФЏЯS ҬЯЏLҰ, VLДDЇSLДV PФФPЇЍ
im upvoting this because it's an incredibly funny comment. please make more comments like this in the future
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Careful, now. If we dogpile on them too much they might write a strongly worded post to their instance admin about how they should defederate from us.
but that's good, because we then find out that the instance admin is a fashie who thinks the USSR did more damage than the nazis
Haven't heard that one before. Forget about defederating, just close down hexbear, we've been owned
"anyone who doesn't want to elongate a brutal war for the sake of american arms dealers and western hegemony is a putin puppet"
sometimes I worry that I need to be very careful with my spelling and grammar. but then I run into people like this who quite clearly can't read and I'm reminded that I should care less and 
more.
Hey guess what
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)
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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again