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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Actual Bathroom/Drug Use Bathroom

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Sex Bathroom/Drugs Bathroom

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

but then if you want to pee and do a rail you have to wait in line twice!

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago
[–] AcidLeaves@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I'd put "no men" and "All genders"

Is that insane lmfao

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Honestly not bad

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

The actually correct system

[–] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

I'd label one "Urinals" and another "Toilets"

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago
[–] someone@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

"Top" and "Bottom".

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A question mark on one and an exclamation mark on the other.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

I love this

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Label the one with urinals ‘stand up’ and the ones with water closets ‘sit down’

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

One's a pack of crayons and the other is a silhouette of New Mexico

One's a dog and the other is a capybara

One is Toyota and the other is Mitsubishi

Slice of pizza vs. Slice of pizza with pineapple

the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days

EPIC RAP BATHROOMS OF HISTORY!

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Y'xll and Folx

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

"people with ligma" and "sugondese citizens"

[–] booty@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

"bathroom" and "other bathroom"

no gender filters

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

One has a UML diagram for a really weird data structure like persistent B trees or whatever

The other has diagrams from Liturgy's manifesto

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Tops and bottoms

[–] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Normal and challenge pissing, the challenge room makes piss like 2 meters to try and hit the target like in those clown eater gun carnival games

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] D61@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Wash Your Fucking Hands

and

Not Wash Your Fucking Hands

but the Not Wash Your Fucking Hands just takes you outside and locks the door behind you.

[–] DerEwigeAtheist@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

I would go by people that drink alcohol and people that don't. Or how they eat their eggs. Or height, one room is comically large and one is very small.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

"catgirls" and "puppygirls"

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

2 different colored lights cycling through the color spectrum very slowly, and they are max out of sync with the each other.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Conservative and communist bathrooms. The conservative one is a regular bathroom. But in the communist bathroom, we all gather around the pissing trough in the center of the room.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] AcidLeaves@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

All those anarchist coop bookstores and coffee shops say otherwise!

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Two versions of this

edit:

or maybe 9/11 and qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Three Seashells and I laugh at you when you don't know what it means.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Christmas wreath Vs Halloween pumpkin. Also once you choose one you're not allowed to use the other, just to annoy the Nightmare Before Christmas freaks.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

1 hump or 2 hump camel

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Poop and pee

[–] abc@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

kiki and bouba and just let people figure it out from there

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tumtum & bissu. Everyone else has to find an alleyway to piss in. Provide free paper STP devices screm-cool

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

"Gendered" and "Non-Gendered," the second one is just for agender people, the first one is for everyone else galaxy-brain

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 months ago

'70s Amtrak 'Headless Arrow' logo, and British Rail 'Double Arrows' logo.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Night at the Roxbury it. The whole club is a bathroom.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

no signs on the door, no stalls, each one has a trough against one wall that empties directly onto the floor of the other

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Deez and Nuts

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

cubicles only: Ass

cubicles and urinals: Ass+

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Tomboys and Femboys, and both doors open into the same room

The room contains no toilets or urinals, only Margaret Thatcher's grave

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