Crocodiles only eat on very rare occasions, so I’ll just hope it has eaten in the last couple weeks.
And it it hasn't, there's always Tree
Tiger final answer, if I'm gonna die I'm gonna pet the big kitty first
Damn right. My final thoughts will be about how cute those beans are.
I can potentially outplay the croc for 20 minutes by dancing around. I can't outplay the others that long.
Also with like a stick I can 100% keep it at stick distance away from me.
I'll pay you 100 million dollars for 20 more minutes with the bear.
I'll pay you 200 mil for 20 more minutes with Jerma
Gator is probably the safest bet. Bear or tiger are maybe possible if they're in a good mood or something. Pretty sure to Jerma I'd just be another number in the kill count.
Pretty sure that's an alligator, and I'm definitely taking them. We will both sit on opposite sides of the room and vibe for 20 minutes.
I know a crocodile is faster than me in a straight sprint but I feel like I could Dark Souls circle strafe it without too much difficulty
Can't believe women would rather spend 20 minutes with a crocodile than a man
the man is infinitely more likely to chop you up in a meat grinder than the crocodile 
i would push jeremy over and run away
Known serial murderer Jeremy Albertson vs a gator who can only move in straight lines and is defeated by diagonal movement.
Bear solidarity
The human. I'll be more likely to subdue them, if they don't have any hidden weapons or so.
Or the crocodile, if I can be some distance away from it.
What if he has a gun?
Game over before it began then.
I thought they'd be unarmed.
Like, what if the animals were made to go hungry for a week and were trained to be aggressive or made irritable?
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