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Did god specifically ban Hardcore Gamers from heaven?
God is tired of sweats spawn killing him in CoD. Only casually lobbies allowed in the afterlife
Gonna guess a misunderstanding of what the "hardcore" means in that context.
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I don't know if this is bingo, but I actually have done all the things on this list. ✅
Damn, I've only gotten 9. I really gotta step up my game. My hardcore game.
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"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"...."It's not meant to be taken literally, he means all manufacturers of dairy products."
"The Greeks are going to inherit the earth? Why the Greeks, why not us?"....."he said 'meek'!"...."ah well, that changes things...."
-- Life of BrianNO SHELLFISH EATERS
See, they’re confused. God actually said no selfish eaters. So gluttony is right out, you better share your sandwiches.
Didn't know the Catholic Church was banned from heaven
Self Lover
Can't get into heaven if you don't hate yourself?
Dude must be Catholic.
Same for most protestants too.
Dude is in Dublin, so probably.
Just as well I don't believe in heaven then eh?
So the sign is correct. None of those people will enter heaven. Neither will anyone else, but those people, too.
Heaven sounds boring af
That person is ALL of these things...I guarantee it
Definitely a hardcore gamer. Look at that head set.
Except for that part where Jesus died for all of our sins so we do all get to go to heaven now...
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Well if heaven is full of these guys I don't think we're missing much
Be careful gamers, Jesus is watching your K/D ratio.
This is racist against gamers
Im at 12 points if opening tf2 cases counts as gambling
They seem to be wearing too many types of fabric to make that kind of statement.
Cool. Heaven is a boring place without any of that anyway.
Thank God I'm not going in, sounds like it's full of boring people.
Why would anyone want to go to Christian heaven when the bible explicitly tells us that our childhood pets won't even be there because apparently they don't have souls.
Like, what the fuck? If I can't have drugs or sex, hanging out with my old pet was the only thing heaven had going for it, but it doesn't even have that! Sounds like hell to me.
I wouldn't call myself a porn lover, I'm quite fond of it and enjoy spending time together, but it's not really love.
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Don't love yourself! Be miserable or else hell!
but if you don't do these things you can be rewarded by not doing these things. FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
Heaven would be boring, assuming it exists. Imagine every goody goody person in one place, yawn.
All the cool people are going to hell, also assuming that exists, sign me up for the afterlifeparty
O thank God. Softcore gamers are in the clear.
It's funny how he mentions specifically hardcore gamers probably because his hypocritical ass likes to play video games.
even when one finds the viewpoint abhorrent, one cant help but admire the penmanship.
There's a reason it's a stairway to heaven, but a highway to hell.
Hardcore gamer? No problem, I play minecraft on normal difficulty.
Not according to the new testament.
The only thing on that sign that might put you in hell (if it exists) is Atheism, ironically.
So long as you "accept JC into your heart as your personal lord and savior" and "repent your sins" you are saved
It doesn't say anything explicit about weed, unless "potty mouth" refers to someone showing up to the gates of heaven munching edibles.
13 out of 14
12 out of 14. I don't think my wife would appreciate me becoming an adulterer for a meme, though.
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In the US we elect leaders based on that list as long as they have ‘R’next to their name
Heaven sounds boring as fuck. Who would want to go there? It sounds like a torture chamber of limp-dick conservative dipshits sitting in church for all eternity.
Wait ok I can't support LGBT but Q+ is ok ?
I check out 10 by their standards.
No drunkards?
Guess he doesn't realize Jesus's first miracle was getting a party lit.
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