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[-] stevatoo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Good.

It's time to make Chris Pratt the new permanent voice of Mario. Just have him talk with his normal voice and call him "Normal Mario".

This is a new era. The normal Mario era. No more of goofy "Wahoo" noises.

Grow up Ninten-toddlers and accept him.

dril mario

[-] ennemi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Where's my 3 hour long Mario character study directed by Paul T. Anderson

Starring Joaquin Phoenix as both Wario and Waluigi

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's right baybee, it's gonna be Chris Pratt forever. None of us will ever escape Chris Pratt.

[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

please no oh god

[-] mittens@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

he's so cool

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Charles Martinet AI voice will be the new Mario in perpetuity

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

i think theyve pretty much recorded everything they need to for the games. Mario says like 10 things and it's mostly one word.

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

We still have not heard "So long, monarchist Peach!"

[-] edge@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

smh we haven't even gotten "There's a spectre haunting the Mushroom Kingdom"

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That is a shame. I thought "let him rest, he's like, 80"...but he is "only" 67! He should be retired, but I think he would want to keep voicing Mario, because he was very passionate about it.

Even worse? Charles also voiced Luigi, Wario and Waluigi. His Wario especially is also legendary. So ein Mist! (I know it was not Martinet who said the latter, but it seemed fitting...)

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Nintendo has fallen

Billions of pikmin must die

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I wonder how much of this has to do with the Mario movie

[-] regul@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

That's younger than I thought, actually.

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, me too!

[-] christiansocialist@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I suspect they just don't want to pay him and will have enough audio clips to feed into an AI that will make all future voices for Mario games.

[-] thisonethatone@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

itsa me the end of an era

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] videogame@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

spoilerI could have sworn this was an emote but I guess not

[-] edge@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They better not make him a New Yorker like the movie and old show. The only thing worse than anti-italian-action is a New York anti-italian-action

this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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