ngl this might be one of the better ads for these games I've ever seen. I can kill slave owners, fight a pope, and help the Bolsheviks?!
I want to do the "drop Lenin's first draft of State and Revolution off at the editor's office" fetch quest
unfortunately they make Stalin as one of the bad guys™ in the lore for no particular reason other than liberal brainworms.
Silly series
Incrementally better than Shadow Hearts: Covenant, where you literally pal around with a Romanov 
by which we mean "literally Princess Anastasia, who is a magical girl now"
...but not as magical as the Grand Papillion 
It got woke when they added a character who's skin color is political.
Everyone hated Pope Rodrigo Borgia, that barely counted as woke
Wokeness is when the pope has sex with his daughter
I remember when the game came out and people were hyped they could fight the pope and assumed it would be controversial. I guess they didn't know Rodrigo Borgia was a real guy and they picked probably the only Pope the Vatican would not only approve of but endorse his severe beating in a video game. I knew about him cause I read a Mario Puzo novel about him as a kid.
would they approve of the part where
spoiler
he's using an alien artifact as a wizard staff
Probably fine too. The DaVinci code bullahit of the overall plot and the hero character also using demonic magick is also no good.
Critical support for Rodrigo murdering cardinals and digging up authority of the church though
If it makes the Gamers feel any better, the company policy is the furthest thing from Woke.
Freedom Cry went hard
So which game do I have to play to support the Bolsheviks?
Apparently they do not want to make a WW1 themed era game because too many games have been made about that era
Crusaders were known as Franj, Franks, because of their overwhelming French origin. even the ones from England were French.
The guys in charge of England were French, so makes sense.
The Normans were all over the place, even guys in charge of parts of Italy were French.
I think I remember them speaking French in the first game, too.
wait what? this actually sounds kinda based
I really do wonder how these sort of people go through their daily lives. They must be so utterly outraged all the time, I'm amazed they don't have an aneurysm.
Yes but the difference is that epic men with penises made those old woke games so they cancelled each other out, but cringe blue hair women made this game
I remember my dad playing the first game which takes place in Al Quds
Ezio trilogy and Black Flag are way more fun to play but I really like the setting of the 1st one
I remember my dad playing the first game
What’s wrong with my comment 😭
nothing I am just old
Hahaha
My dad is 45 years old so he’s pretty young
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