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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 69 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just by what they did to Italy you can tell this is some advanced old school white supremacist nonsense

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I agree, all of italy should be red

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Exciting twist on international-community-1international-community-2 that excludes Britain

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Somehow, France, the country known for pickpockets in Paris, is not yellow. Also how is this person racist enough to discriminate against Italians and Spaniards? This is some 1860's tier racism.

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[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

hitler-detector

This map is going out of its way to draw lines along the pre-WW2 German borders including the bits Hitler annexed before the war.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago (4 children)

mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i'm sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between "irish" bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

so what's this guy's problem with south europe? that there are some north african people there, and non euros are scary? that the local people are somewhat tanned because it's sunnier and therefore us-foreign-policy ? or is he doing the dennis hopper in true romance bit unironically?

let's see what this dude finds acceptable:

  • good tier: scandinavia except anywhere within a two-hour drive of stockholm (isn't malmo the place in scandinavia that rightoids love to hate?)
  • ok tier: estonia (??), former occupied germany, finance mountain, west poland (???), apple italy, french b*lgium, an incomprehensible section of france
  • questionable tier: stockholm and the surrounding countryside, republic of ireland, latvthuania, former ddr, pasta italy, bohemia, austria, the parts of former yuguslavia where any anglo tourist has ever been, le epic weed and stag night nederland, nederflanders
  • scary tier: ukkk , bretagne (???), provence (????), central poland, east czechia (??), slovakia, belarus, atlantic spain
  • i pee my pants tier: middle spain/portugal, pizza italy, the french riviera, east poland, greece, romania, bulgaria
  • literally mordor tier: le ebil russia, orbania, the place in former yugoslavia where they had wars and stuff, basque country (?) mediterranean spain, south portugal, mafia italy

...

is it just us-foreign-policy + places that were socialist + muslim migrant + risk of pickpocketing?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i'm sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between "irish" bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

Southern Spain paid the map maker as part of their volcel-kamala Do Not Come campaign.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i'm sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between "irish" bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

Some islands like Mykonos have pretty much entirely transformed to this, locals can't afford shit because it's all targeted to the rich colonizers that own houses with pools and shit there

[–] flan@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

this has got to be a joke right?

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[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

last time I checked you can legally shoot up heroin and smoke meth in Portugal how are they not "do whatever you want, dont care"

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 5 months ago

Average poortugal moment

[–] context@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

gott damn there's like a 10 km radius around hwytsbjorg, norway that's actually white enough for the person who made this. he's just saying check your pockets leaving the ikea in edmonton.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagining marauding bands of Bretons stringing up Englishmen on sight.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

Napoleon will ride again!

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

they're correct about britain at least

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

Euros all hate each other.

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's funny because this map is basically inverted. The Balkans are insanely safe.

CW: crimesHomicide rates, rape, assault,
etc are all vastly lower than Western Europe. Same with places like Poland. You're far more likely to be robbed or murdered in Paris or London than you are in Sarajevo or Warsaw.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Can you throw in a Cw whenever you include words that relate to sexual assault and the likes? Or maybe throw those words in the spoiler thingy

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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

this has to have been made by a swiss person right?

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

The border in Belgium makes me think Central European. Nobody else cares about Walloons.

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You're not going to get robbed in Eastern Germany or Austria. The local population might give you shit if you're not-white though unfortunately.

Also western Poland isn't any better than Eastern Poland.

To claim any area in Europe (well, except for maybe Ukraine due to the whole war zone stuff) is "don't fucking go there, keep the fuck away from it" is hilarious sheltered and/or (most likely tbh) racist nonsense.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also western Poland isn’t any better than Eastern Poland.

I'd dispute that but I don't really feel like getting that deep into it. Like Szczecin and Rzeszów feel like two different countries, and there's a reason the idea of a Poland A and Poland B is extremely widespread here. But is it as severe as the shitty infographic wants to make it out to be? Not really, except if you are LGBTQ+, you'll be a bit safer in Poland A... But still safest in the big cities is Poland A.

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm from Mazowsze, have family from Lubelskie and go to Lower Silesia fairly often since it's the closest area to go to from Southern Germany.

There's less chuds in the west, but the difference isn't really that big. You'll get beaten up by a football hooligan for being visibly gay in Wrocław the same as in Lublin.

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

For your own safety, stay away from both of the Faeroese people.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck is so scary about the Andalusian peninsula

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Food with actual flavour

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 5 months ago

They're colonizers that don't get enough flak. Sink it all alongside Britain

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

I suspect the poster may be a habenero pepper.

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

anglos somehow managing to be racist about the European continent

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Northwest Asia*

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

The euroid brainpan predisposes them to being racist and fascistic theory-gary

[–] darkmode@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

This is one of those theoretical maps you can only find in a 400-level racism course

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Famously sketchy place, the French Riviera

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Probably highest amount of war criminals per square meter tbh. Honestly this and making the UK red are pretty good calls.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Anglos came up with the term PIGS to describe the economies of the swarthy southern Europeans.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Finally, I am vindicated in my undying hate for Bretagne!

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Come to Poland, I promise I will not shank you. :^)

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You mean you won't give me a polish handshake?

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago

Why the fuck isn't the bartender from Bartender The Right Mix an emoji??????

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Great now I can't make a joke of handing you a polish shake.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I would love to beat this guys ass at a coffee shop while I'm wearing a cardigan. I'm also Anglo so he'd probably be extra confused.

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago

Dang, guess I gotta leave poortugal

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I thought Scandinavia, France, and Germany were Islamic caliphates? Why are they green?

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

looking at this made me realize I don't know the first thing about maps of europe

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Cops and Klan

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, Ibiza is 85% Spanish, 50~% Spanish born on Ibiza and 35% from mainland Spain. The remaining 15% are like British and Italian tourists. How is Ibiza 2+ levels safer than mainland Spain and England?

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