this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

Wife good, actually.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, the original is even stranger

[–] Emanuel 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s called “My Gf has brainrot”

[–] Emanuel 4 points 5 months ago

You weren't lying

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

My girlfriend uses mouth tape to prevent snoring and every night I contend with the fact that I live in a boomer meme.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

ngl i would be a happy and cozy wife

[–] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

While it's not safe to go to sleep while someone is restrained, memes like wife saying "tie me up and do whatever you want" then the husband is watching the football etc fail, because those scenarios ARE actually super hot.

It's hot AF to be completely immobilised, blindfolded, gagged, etc while someone does something else they want and (pretends to) ignore you.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

whoever made this edit has never experienced any kink

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Someone needs to figure out what the hell is going on with straight people asap

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Usually my wife and I keep each other awake talking about anything until 2 am and realizing we have to work in like 5 hours

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The modern take on the "take my wife" joke.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

really do not recommend reading thisbit idea: Shibari Weiss

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

That's a good tie, all said and done.