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Inexplicably, Romilly Newman is the sister of Griffin Newman who plays Watto on the George Lucas Talk Show, and if that isn't the perfect dichotomy of rich kids I don't know what is- one is a soulless capitalist scold and the other spent 12k of dad's money on improv classes
I will let the shoes in, but without the libs.
Bryan Quinby-level weirdo wrote this.
I have a toddler lol gtfo if you have shoes on
It's a guide/advice into hosting our attending parties, here are the first three:
Rebecca Gardner event planner, interior designer
When you accept an invitation, you have an obligation to bring something. You can be the most beautiful person at the party who brings glamour. You can be the person who brings an expensive wine. Or you can bring a sprinkle — which means you sprinkle joy or wit or personality to a party. You have to bring something.
Sarah Harrelson editor in chief of Cultured magazine
If you’re going to go, go. Do not plan to leave the party early. If you have to leave early, I say do not come. And don’t ask who else is coming. That is rude.
Alex Hitz chef, author
Bring a sense of humor. Bring positive energy. That anecdote of yours? Cut it by 98 percent, practice it in front of the mirror, and in six months you can bring it to the party.
People who bring stuff because they feel obligated being cheap shit or expensive crap. Thought comes from, well, thinking. People sometimes just want to share their company even under irregular circumstances, even with time limits. Practicing adjectives to come across as funny sounds pitiful as hell. What's with these morons?
Looking at this image and thinking "Whose By-Line Is It Anyway"
You can't be like, "You can't touch this"
The distrustworthy, devilish neurotypical strikes again, in addition to being a white lib. Get the fuck out of my house, you clownshow.
Buty z nóg albo wypierdalaj. Nie mieszkam kurwa w jebanej stodole.
ugh, imagine letting Romilly Newman into your living area. i would just put a bucket of fresh hosewater by the door and have her wait there.
I'd like to visit the author just once, after trudging through a pile of dogshit and then have a few glasses of red wine with them that my butterfingers just can't seem to grasp properly
What’s rude is thinking “make yourself at home” is supposed to be taken literally. Fucking white people…
I do where my shoes in the apartment sometimes, but it's only when I'm doing chores and running up and down the stairs. People that just keep em on regardless, it's a bit weird unless the foot odor is that bad, which is rough to be sure.