boneless wings aren't even made from the fuckin wings for fucks sake i'm so fucking angry

This is stupid from every direction imaginable.

Boneless doesn't mean boneless? Oh, okay. Words don't mean things anymore. Cool.

But also, imagine inhaling your nuggies so fucking fast that you don't notice a fucking bone in your mouth. Do you just not chew your food? Pour that slop right down my esophagus, fuck yeah.

For what it's worth, vegan chicken nuggets are at a point now where they're basically just better than real nuggets. They've got the taste down pretty close to real chicken, and the texture is better since there's no gristle or nasty shit. Strong recommendation for MorningStar Farms as a baseline.

at this rate they're going to force every autistic person on the globe to go vegan

truth in advertising laws are a violation of my first amendment rights

Gotta love how our garbage food continues to get worse

Boneless wings will now be just "wings" and typical wings will now be known as "extra boney".

Protect the small business tyrants at any cost.

this is the most down is up court ruling i've ever seen wtf

"this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."

can't have shit in ohio 🤦‍♀️

doesn't this set a precedent to destroy basically all false advertising rules ever? your nut-free products can now contain nuts, because fuck you. your meatless burgers can be made of cats. your arsenic-free soda can give you arsenic poisoning, fuck it. i don't know anything about the usamerikkan legal system, but how can this possibly hold up?

What? Will the bones be ground into bonemeal and mixed INSIDE the chicken goop?

Couldn't disagree more with the the ruling, the dissenting opinion is right.

You don't expect a bone fragment in breast meat, which is what boneless wings typically are. Even the argument that "boneless" is a style of preparation, it doesn't make sense to expect bones.

The court probably doesn't want to imply it should be made from a specific (more expensive) cut of meat, but even in the pink-sludge-style nuggets you shouldn't get a bone either.

I feel bad for the guy who has to pay for his own healthcare now.

hell yeah, this is the foundation of a new era of jurisprudence

Ohio should be removed from the earth. Down to the bedrock. Just... set adrift into space. So long and thanks for all the idiotic election cycles where some dipshit "aw shucks" arch-reactionary agribusinessman got interviewed on TV because his stupid, stupid state had an earlier primary. Fucking pox upon that place.

Thread needs a (CW: Food) and NSFW flag, btw.

Ohio has fallen!