[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes, also he's the couch fucker.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

That dance went hard! cat-vibing

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Hot Couch Guy?

More like a "Hot For His Couch" guy kelly

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I wonder how confused Swedes were when they saw the name "Mötley Crüe"

thonk

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Goddamn it. He's got this MF riding a Warclaw.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

waltuh "No more half-measures, Waltuh."

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Why don't they just go and J/O to some Hajime Sorayama pictures?

The weirdos get their cyberpunk robo-waifu fix, and we don't have to burn up the earth using LLMs to give it.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

“I’m the one who destroys the state from within. It’s like having infiltrated enemy lines,” he declared.

This MF went wholly mask off, I see. Ironic since part of what got him elected was him wearing a mask and full weirdo cosplay to comic cons.

Pray for Argentina, I guess. Or you know, someone there can do some fedposting

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

showing himself as a Terminator punching old people seeking retirement benefits.

JFC ! visible-disgust

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kitsupogi DISCO INFERNO ! dubois-dance lt-dbyf-dubois

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Bottom text.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

doomer

First, my car pops the passenger side front tire. Thankfully, no one was hurt. I got it replaced but I need to have my paycheck hurry up and deposit so I can get the other side replaced to balance it out.

Next, after replacing the throttle on an e-scooter, I find that I need to replace the brake as that is electronically wired and keeping the scooter from going (I found frayed wires connecting to the controller board). More money to spend on a scooter I found at the dumpster.

Lastly, after Nobara was practically screaming at me to update it, I go to log in and KDE Plasma crashes after log on. Thankfully, a quick search turned up a solution that got my desktop environment back up and running.

This was just Friday. I dread to know what my weekend will be like, since I'm the on-call technician this weekend.

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Et Tu, Hexbear? (hexbear.net)

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net to c/videos@hexbear.net

antelope-popcorn

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net to c/videos@hexbear.net

This guy... those anti-euphemisms... This fucking guy data-laughing

He has some lib talking points but damn it, he made me lol.

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