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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 129 points 3 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, first we had to slice them really thin and put lightning in them

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

Convincing all the magic smoke to stay inside those rocks is a task and a half.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

We do light magic on the flat rock to teach it how to think, and what it's first think is every time it alives.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 98 points 3 months ago (4 children)

We've all got magic boxes that can talk to each other and contain the sum total of all current human knowledge

We use it for cats and porn

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

dont forget the ads

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just wait until our devices can materialize any food we want from just electricity. Imagine how lazy and fat we'll all be.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

I live in America. Don't need to imagine.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean we basically can. I press some buttons and whatever meal I want shows up at my house.

It's not quite Star Trek replicators, but as far as millions of years of humans would be concerned, it might as well be.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shit’s literal magic. We dug rocks out of the earth, broke them down, built them back up again in a very specific way, etched them with conductive runes, taught those runes how to use electricity to do math, and now I can shitpost by telling the runes in my phone to scream 1’s and 0’s at other runes across my house.

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And don't even get me started on sand

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's coarse and rough and irritating.

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

We really just taught em to count. Actually, really they're just flashing

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 months ago

Lots of digging.

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

You clearly have never played minecraft. Go touch some square grass!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They started by punching the tree.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

How do you get wood?

Informative murder porn?

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] halvar@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

So much

math

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (14 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Whatever you did bruh, we did it. That’s right. It’s mine too. Suck it!

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Thanks to the comments here If I ever unexpectedly travel through time I'll be able to teach them about computers. Now I just have to learn advanced chemistry and learn how to create everything else.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Very slowly, and then very quickly.

[–] _different_username@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

In a nutshell, by bashing stuff together in different ways

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

You see, when a boy rock and a girl rock love eachother very much...

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago
[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

This is not a natural landscape. You don't get fields of grass like this without human intervention. This started in the bronze age, so just because your local human-made landscape is green, make no mistakes.

Bit by-the-by, though, because obviously computers are completely awesome, but real nature is not this placid homogeneous scene

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago
[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Multiple people, not only 1

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

By harnessing that thing which is all over this natural place - electromagnetism. It is a quantum leap in the human experience, like harnessing fire, or agriculture.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Organized rocks

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