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[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

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[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nuuuu that's not simple >:(

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

shrimple as that

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 2 months ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hella expensive

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Then you're not working out the butt.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Isabella@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago
[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It really does feel like a sickness...

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 2 months ago

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

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[–] shikogo@pawb.social 24 points 2 months ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] match@pawb.social 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

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[–] reddeadhead@awful.systems 20 points 2 months ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you're right, we want to see you in bronze scale armor wielding a warhammer.

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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 17 points 2 months ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Hatecrimes 😔

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Fucking this, so so so so so much

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Penis. The answer is always penis.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'm getting fat.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago

My bulge...

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Well, the fact that I'm not male anymore makes it difficult

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