"Jesus fucking Nazi ass Christ! Kamala! Stooooooooppp"
"Let me see what the other side is doing....Oh. A queeny man who loves broadway and operas is serenading his hoglets."
This is the least fucking consequential election perhaps ever. At least since one of those mid 1800s "we both enjoy slavery and won't change a thing!" elections. Actually feels like we're in one of those eras similar to those decades before the US civil war where both sides essentially agree, or won't agree to change anything anyway, but the other side takes a further right wing stance and just accuses their opponents of being pro-abolish.
"No, I love genocide more!"
"Uh, wrong, actually I love genocide the most. All the Jews say so!"
"Wow! That sounded insanely antisem- Uh, nevermind. All Jews of course support Israel! A nationstate which I love!"
I just hope we get another cane beating in the senate before I die or this whole thing implodes, whichever comes first. Please God give me a cane beating.