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I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
Truly a doofus of a bird.
How have I never noticed that these goobers don't have arms or nothin. I can't imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God's creature right here.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
All birds use their dinosaur voices.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
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I can hear the dinosaur in it…
Like it ate a little dinosaur? But how??
Husband: I want one of those! /s
Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??
Nightmare Potato.
When it ran away was pretty great.
My job here is done! Away!
“Until next time”
There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this "WTF BRO" face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He's calmed down...after a close to ten minute freak out.
Play it again!
As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn't give less of a shit the second time around. He's over it.
Yep, our Iggy ran all the way out to the back yard prancing around tail up, barking at the intruder back inside the house. The other two are sitting in bed with me with a 'wtf was that!' expression.
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This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
Nonsense, I remember watching a documentary as a kid that the tasmanian devil would spin around into a little tornado and eat kiwis.
Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA
Sounds just like the fruit.
I don't believe this is a real animal.
It's a fruit
Birds aren't real
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain't never heard them make a sound.
They're obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don't see yours running around outside either.
slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex
Screams of a thousand dark souls...
So melodious.
I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).
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If memory serves me correctly it's named for the sound it makes
Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii
Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went "kiwi kiwi" in a cute voice like this.
That's some Jurassic Park stuff, right there
Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.
Holy piss I did not expect that
I actually wasn't expecting it to be that shade of color either.
They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight
Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.
Imagine you're camping, it's 2:00 a.m., and you hear that noise!
Sounds like one of my 10 alarms, all with different tones, to make sure I wake up. This one is Krypton on Android.
This is 90% what I expected a kiwi to sound like.
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