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Like I get that you can only measure health in terms of the holistic being and "healthy" is a very subjective word which reflects organism, environment, and community standards. Completely understand that you need a regimen of self-care practices, cognitive reframing of stressors (spraying the bathroom with blood as I writhe on the ground), and a diet without any gluten or processed foods. I'm antivax because I have an immune system and anti-doctor because they're Obamacare death panelists eliminating half the population. But say you did alllllllll that and you were vomiting a litre or two of blood which overflows the toilet and scares your dog. What component of wellness am I neglecting and how can I better align my energy (negative, anxious) with the universe? Should I go to a chiropractor?

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[-] WhatWouldKarlDo@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Chiropractors can be pretty dangerous. I had a friend who went to one and 5 years later came out as trans. I would stick to good old fashioned homeopathy. Gargle just a bit of broken glass every now and then to build up some tolerance.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Realigning your back? More like realigning your gender! Don't go to the chiroevilpracticer!

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Keep vomiting. Your humors are imbalanced.

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That's about 0.45 bald eagles worth of blood.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Have a chiro align your chakras and take 3 max force alpha brain pills.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

If its somebody else's blood, lots. If its your blood, none.

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

If you're vomiting it up, that means you don't need it.

Trust your body.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

No, just buy a bigger toilet.

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The blood vomit question is a contentious one in the medical literature and we want to ensure we are giving the most up to date advice about the amount of blood you can jettison up your mouth tube before it may be necessary to see a physician. We also need to acknowledge that opinions may vary on this topic and that respectful disagreement is healthy for the medical community as well as for our patients.

Personally, I find that using centrifugal force to increase circulation evenly throughout your body is an excellent way to make sure you’re regular on both ends. Have you tried hula hooping?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I tried meditating to readjust my frequency, aromatherapy, and taking a mushroom supplement that's supposed to be good for cardiovascular health. I'd try hoola hooping but I can't stand up without slipping in the blood.

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

No more than a liter a day

Your body knows how much blood it needs. Let it find the right balance. To deal with any temporary discomfort, fasting for a few days.

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

You need a blood transfusion, but only vaccine free blood. All the vaccines.

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[-] hexachrome@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

stop feeding your dog that's literally a day's worth of the REAL dog food per toilet bowl. Vets nowadays will tell you any crap to shift their "nutrition" shit!!!

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It's just bad humors leaving the body, try to encourage it as much as you can

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

bone broth enema will definitely fix this

[-] ChuckMcGill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I'm going to get better, Jimmy!

[-] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Your chiropractor can sell you some supplements that will fix that! Be sure to take them again if you decide to vomit them up.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Any blood in vomit more concentrated than 4C is cause for concern.

More testing is needed. Please fully dry samples of your vomit and send them to a lab for analysis.

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