I'm not suggesting that anyone here do something funny with the vote buying sweepstakes petition from King Bazinga. : chapotraphouse

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

beanis yes-hahaha-yes-l

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They better make sure Mr. Weedlord gets his million dollars.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

King Bazinga may like that name and believe he found a kindred spirit. fellow-kids

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

I'm sure they have 'Hitler' and 'fake' in their sanitization scripts

[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pls do something funny with the money

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Why yes, my name is Dr. Jimothy Pennis. I pledge to vote for Donald Trump in exchange for money.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

[+] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm 99% certain King Bazinga pre-selected the winners already, like he did for the "surprise" pick from the crowd. Old and tired carnival barker shit.

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

modern day PT Barnum

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I signed it with a burner e-mail account. I don't expect to ever see the money ($47 or if you're in PA $100).

But lets say I win the million doll hairs, what's the best and funniest thing I could do with the money?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

But lets say I win the million doll hairs, what's the best and funniest thing I could do with the money?

Send the money to Palestine or a trans org

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I bet we could get Grok to do it

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine a planet burning treat printer, but specifically tailored to play Mirror Mirror on the Wall with the richest apartheid failson manchild in the world.

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah sounds about right for him

[–] OnlyTrueLiberal@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Grok's woke

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

The page looks simple enough, probably could script a bunch of random fake people into the list with random but valid addresses. Who knows if they have any kind of bot protection though.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Is this actually vote buying?

I'm discussing this with some libs and they are frothing about the legality of this. I'm trying to understand the correlation between signing a fake petition and selling your vote...

EDIT: The illegal part is paying people to get registered. I just realized i was kind of overlooking that aspect.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

They're going to check it against a list of registered voters and throw out any BS entries. You're wasting your time, it's trivial to filter the list.

edit: and yea they get your voting history too so you and I are not winning the Million dollars and probably won't get paid at all.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would a chud state even bother to do that, though?

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/access-to-and-use-of-voter-registration-lists

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

States have varied requirements on who is eligible to request a list of voters, what information the list contains, what information is kept confidential and how the information contained in voter lists may be used.

This means that the "battleground" states have rigorous rules and regulations that are actually enforced about this, right? anakin-padme-2