help ICE stay off their tail

Register them to VOTE

Clothesline -> bounce off the ropes -> elbow drop

Please help the socialists overthrow capitalism, the ruling class is going to attack you anyway.

There's a Wojak comic I saw, around the time covid really became a pandemic, where a flying saucer lands and a steps out, and the seeing the alien just says "Yeah."

"I thought you'd be more shocked or something."

"I got a lot going on right now."

Are they landing specifically in front of me? Or like, they landed somewhere?

Cause, honestly, I'd probably have to go to work still lol

The same thing we do every night, you pinko, try to take over the world!

I sometimes fall asleep imagining scifi stories about aliens coming to earth and ending imperialism, i think I watched too much startrek

Go to work. Hear about it when I check in with this website at 11pm via some 3rd degree meme that doesn't even specifically say what happened. Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

I'd call them visitors not aliens. I feel like they'd appreciate it.

I'd start uncontrollably screeching at them "PLEASE HELP LAZER ZAP ALL BILLIONAIRES AND DESTROY THE US MILITARY PLEASE DO SOMETHING"

probably annoy them by asking too many questions without even being able to understand the answers so I ask even more questions

kinda like a little kid saying "why?" for hours

id prolly try to fuck one. plenty of people are gonna do it but only one person is going into the history books as the first

Death to America

I'd be like, " 'sup"

smooches

Show them some yoyo tricks i half remember, they may not have yoyos from their part(s??) of the cosmos

show them a picture of my butthole and explain this is a traditional earth greeting they should replicate to get on our good sides

Hope they liberate us from capitalism, and also I'd ask if they can give me a dog tail and ears because I'd like those

I'd be over the moon (pun intended) because a whole lot of space libertarian bullshit theories about how the entire universe is just a bunch of resource nodes to strip-mine to make more bazinga trash would be BTFO and the space libertarians would, instantly, realize there's someone that doesn't answer to them.

hitch a ride out of here

I was gonna say 3 body problem that shit and get them to try to take over but let's be real the us would nuke them at which point the situation sort of resolves itself

I would start by attempting to ask them a lot of questions. What I would do next would depend on the answers to those questions.

Annihilate whites

I would explain hawk tuah

Report to the ship as soon as possible

Well, I'm trying to make a little tool rack today.

idk, with everything else going on, it just kind of feels like it'd be out of the scope of my concerns. I'd probably glue myself to the News Mega.

Given how they're super intelligent, I'd ask them when they sent Lenin over to earth disguised as one of us

Invite them over for dinner

The London system with white or the Sicilian with black

challenge them to a debate to prove i am the most powerful redditor

Put on an extra dog collar and hope they treat me well?

Probably still go to work and check my phone a lot. If the arrival of aliens means I suddenly don't have to pay rent, something else