shoutout to the time i tried to find this quote by Frantz Fanon by googling "Fanon Bestiary" and got a bunch of furry fanfic instead
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these job application websites are making me want to kill myself
When it comes to sexual innuendo, I can keep it up all night.
Mathematicians are always trying to find new prime numbers, but all the ones they have found lately are impractically large. Maybe they should try looking at smaller numbers just to make sure they didn't miss any, when was the last time someone checked if 27 is prime?
dumbass math nerds haven't even checked all the numbers between 2 and 3
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FACT: 90% of alleged universe busters cannot destroy a city in one attack
I was wondering why so many product reviews on AliExpress have random unrelated pictures attached or why they're just something like "It's good" copy pasted 30 times.
Turns out it's incentivised by gameification. AE has a currency of "Coins" that you earn by shopping and doing various things on the app, like checking in daily, browsing specific categories of products, playing its awful minigames, etc. Imagine a battle pass but for shopping for cheap knockoffs.
Theoretically these coins can be used for discounts but the maximum percentage is capped to like 1 percent so it usually translates to just cents per item, making them largely pointless.
Anyway, one of the things you earn coins for is-you guessed it- writing reviews, but you only get the full amount if you attach photos, hit certain word counts and so on so people just lazily game the system and pad their reviews with pointless crap to get pointless coins, making the reviews worse as a whole.
You can find some really good stuff on AE if you know what you're looking for but the whole site and app are such a fucking depressing encapsulation of everything wrong with the modern internet
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Mega mega mega THREAD
Nowadays, every video game protagonist has to have quips and say "soooo yeah that's a thing". Whatever happened to Gordon Freeman? The strong, silent type?
he was gay, gordon freeman?
Death to America
Duke nukem happened
I want less voice acting in games, its rarely better than my imagination will be
Yahtzee did a video about why we don't really see silent protagonists anymore
It's just really awkward to write around
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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fuck landlords
fuck cars
Redscare Daughter or Cumtown Son
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Today some rich asshole made me deliver 270 pounds of bottled water to them at once
Rosie said
RoyalRoad slop recommendation:
What Little Remains of Terpsichore Ironheart, which I previously recommended about a month ago, is now in book 2 and only getting better. One of my favorite things it does it take classic fantasy/mythology tropes and recontextualize them within a historical materalist framework. Like, elves-as-trickster-fae-who-steal-people-away-in-the-night is explained thusly:
"Elves got new things by either making those things themselves, or as a favor from a friend or a neighbor. Elves considered money to be a saddening way to abstract away the delicate, interconnected social fabric of a community, of people helping each other out because it was the right thing to do, they didn't have anything better going on, or even just because the help would take the form of an activity they enjoyed."
"It sounds... It sounds like a fairy tale," Faith murmured.
"Yeah, humans wrote a lot of fairy tales about elves," I said quietly. "A lot of stories about the elves stealing humans away are... Not completely fictitious. Elves didn't have a social practice of kidnapping humans, of course- that's a stupid thing to do- but we did have a social practice of taking in lost strangers and treating them like our own. Plenty of humans found themselves without a place in the society that raised them, and decided... Fuck it, I've heard about the elves and their excess and plenty. Let's go see if they'll take me. And they did! Consistently, without fail, the High Elves would accept humans into their midst, accept them into their families. Half-elves were always pretty common."
🤩 that's beautiful! thanks for the rec
Later in the same conversation we get:
"On the one hand, that social order lasted for millennia. The idea that it'd continue for another three centuries isn't exactly hard to swallow," I said. "However... There were other things changing, too. Industrialization, the Scientific Revolution, the Dragon Wars... In the end? I don't know. We'll never know. The Rosewood Kingdom is gone. King Lysander Rosewood is dead, his legacy reduced to blood in the gutter and dust on the wind. But..." I sighed. "...Maybe we can make it that way, someday. Maybe we can build a better tomorrow, a world without hunger, where all want for naught. But we don't live there yet. And the path is long, winding, and poorly lit."
This shit is communist propaganda and I mean that in the most positive sense possible.
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ok i pull up
You think Gandalf ever fucked?
Not for at least 40 years.
No
Think he ever jacked off?
Yes
How often?
Once in a blue (balls) moon
Gandalf probably helped build the ship that houses the moon, so there's some logic there.
Actually Aragorn is the only probably not virgin in the fellowship.
Edit: maybe Merry as well. I could see that. Gimli maybe fucked, Legolas is a big maybe, I feel like elves don't fuck much. Boromir probably has some heir to the steward stuff stopping him from banging in case of getting some weird heir issues and is too much of a boromir to just bust anyway. Pippin is just barely not a teen by hobbit standards and is totally gay. Sam is too trad. Elrond should have called them The Fellowship of the Virgins
Actually Aragorn is the only probably not virgin in the fellowship.
I'd bet he's a complete sub too. Intelligent people with heavy responsibilities often fantasize about not being the one making the decisions. Which frankly makes him a bad match with Arwen, because she's got the same background. I'd bet they have a discreet open-relationship understanding.
Does Gandalf even have genitals?
Yes. He was sent in the full raiment of an old dude, he got to spend like over a thousand years as a dude in his mid 70s with all the bullshit involved. I'm a huge huge Tolkien nerd and can absolutely guarantee Gandalf had genitals.
Manwë forbid the Istari from using power to persuade people, so Gandalf would not be able to cast a spell to overcome his physical condition to get it up.
Gandalf did not fuck. Olórin is a different question though. Dude was probably banging elves in Aman.
I watched the lastest Death Battle Bowser vs Eggman i liked it
spoiler
it was pretty good, this is a DB i can really agree on the outcome since Bowser has magic plus some really silly feats when he is giant bowser so sadly Eggman just couldnt cut it, i really liked King Boo one-shotting infinite with a thwomp that was the highlight to me
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