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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

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[–] Heikki@lemm.ee 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

38cm = 14 96 inches. Does anyone want to volunteer and report back?

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 14 points 23 hours ago

this should be an olympic sport

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Too big to hold" sounds like a negative if the point is to enjoy sex with your enlarged hog

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago

Penises aren't for sex, they're ornamental.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also reminds me of that X-Files with the genie

Guy wished for his dick to be so big he died when he got a stiffy because it took all the blood from the rest of his body

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Lol that's like a more extreme version of that Robin Williams bit

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

Great episode of a good show

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago

Maybe it's a translation issue and they meant hold as in "contain".

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago

that is a roaring alligator man actually

[–] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Inside you are two wolves 😳

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 16 points 23 hours ago

Tbf I propositioned them. That's on me.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago

With the power of ENLARGE PENIS, you can become a wolf and go inside people.

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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

This should be the next "I voted" sticker

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago
[–] mango@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

New HRT just dropped

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Bold of them to cater to the furry market

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 13 points 23 hours ago (11 children)

So uh... is there any actual way to enlarge beanis? Asking for an uhhh... another member of the jivemind

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 22 hours ago

Not something I've ever been concerned with but if you have weight to lose it can give the appearance of growth by reducing the pad of fat in the pelvic area.

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

There's fillers as mentioned.

Stuff that makes it look bigger too like cock rings or pumping.

Some trans femmes report enlargement when they use topical testosterone to prevent atrophy.

Also you can just buy like hollow strap ons that are pretty cool.

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 22 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I getting minotaur dick or werewolf dick? That art is really sending mixed messages, and it seems like a significant distinction.

[–] smb@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

to see what you'll get, search aliexpress for "monster dildo" (btw results may be nsfw then) 😉

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't even need to be searching for anything nsfw for AliExpress to suggest you crazy shit

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

It's oil for your snake.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

AWOOO ENLARGE D O N G

[–] smb@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

it actually works !! (sort of):

the owner of that company gets enough money from sales within 2 hours of selling to actually buy an SUV worth the size of a d*** as large as shown in the AD, thus it "works" somehow...

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

I like how the image at the top is a werewolf, but it's a bull and a minotaur on the label of the product

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