América Latina & Caribe

Creepypasta "If you see the peepee poopoo man buying gas station dick pills at 2 am don't ask him to give you some..."

Well, my date went well, we both agreed on that but, when it came to moving forward, she said while she really likes talking to me, she didn't feel attracted. She offered to be friends, help me navigate my social anxiety, and later consider dating me again but, I told her it was best if I don't burden her with emotional labor. Instead I said we should just part ways on good terms. Well, that was how the second date in my life went.

doubt i'll ever live in an area where they feel comfortable deploying food delivery 'robots', or by the time they do they'll be fortified tanks you'll need a grenade to crack

which makes me sad because i really want to smash and grab one of those fucks

im a firm believer in "subtext is for cowards" theory but putting a +× symbol on the piltover cops/compradores in arcane is a bit fucking on the nose

very very stressed about a big assignment i have due tomorrow. there is just too much left to do and i'm beginning to panic

I shot guns today. I read theory yesterday. Please put the communal upbears into the receptacle.

This tagline LOL

/r/legaladvice please help my amusement park has been hijacked by the Taliban and set on fire

Did they actually set it on fire? I don't remember that part. I only remember them playing with the bumper cars, they looked like they were having fun

In my .world skirmishes I have collected a follower who takes screenshots of my comments and replies to people I'm talking with to show off the "Tankie" tag they've affixed to me along with the warning: Don't talk to them! They're a tankie!

its so cool that when i see a game with a shitty user review score I have to wonder if its actually bad or if its just been bombed to hell bc dumbasses think its too woke or whatever

Fairly masc looking they/them problems: I can literally give references with phone numbers of friends and former colleagues who will attest that I am way more like a lesbian than straight dude in how im attracted to women and wish there was a convincing way to advertise this.

Future titanic rereleases coming with a little explainer on what icebergs are.

People should have to tattoo “I impulse bought a dog over covid didn’t do any obedience training but inexplicably let it roam around off-leash” on their forehead.

Finished my triangles belt! Pretty happy with this one, its 71 inches long and decent widthwise. If you pull acrylic thread too tightly when you pull the weft through it becomes stiff and hard to tie which some of my older belts suffer from, this one was well done in that regard. The pattern is nice and simple which shows off the twill when you look at it closely.

Since the colors flip on the opposite side the back doesnt have the alternating edge color, which I actually like a lot better than the front. I wish I had made this sud ethe front so the edges would be smooth but its fine, looks kinda cool this way. Also the way you line the pattern up on this side can make a zigzag or squares which is fun.

halfway through my black weft ran out (which was 13 repeats, so its 26 repeats overall), so I swapped to a white thread for the latter half, so you can see the edges where the black weft is woven through against the white side in the beginning, and the white thread against the black edge on the latter half. You can kinda see the weft through the warp on the front if you bend the belt in the right way (since thats how twilling works) but its kinda hard to photograph, so heres the edges. I flipped the belt in the middle so the both the white and black edges with the opposite color weft can be seen at the same time.

And heres the reverse where the weft color matches the edge warp color:

yall are tripping I’m in china and still have hexbear someone must’ve appealed it already

Spice8Rack on the Deprogram is something I never knew I wanted.

It feels so good to hold a stack of CD-R in my hands. So much data (roughly 14 GB of it), and it's all mine

Felt cute idk

I'm as leftist as they cum

Against my better judgment, I spent 15 minutes browsing Reddit this morning. That was enough to wish for the west to be nuked into oblivion. No Reddit for another 18 months for me.

I gotta go look at this house inspection report to make sure we're getting this contractor to look at all the things we need them to give a quote for and it's 110 pages long my god please kill me just put a bullet in my head

finally hit 500 hours on the steam version of Dwarf Fortress. please say hello to the forgotten beast I have trapped in my fort and am farming for infinite silk, thank you

holy shit dawg this left field movie recc from a person ive met once is killing it

One of the niche benefits of having an EV even if you live way out in the sticks like me is being able to plug stuff into it when your power goes out. I got no generator, nothing - just the electricity I saved up before the outage happened.

Of course this assumes that you remembered to plug it in last time you got home.

alright true alarm - hexbear is blocked, it’s just not blocked on my travel sim card for some reason

Aime Cesaire was a poster

After struggling where to put dry lemongrass with unsuccessful cooking experiments: coffee with lemongrass is weirdly wonderful

Whats the term for when a video game character gets injured and like gets all Gothic and eyepatchy? Its not a serious term, but it's something similar to cursed, returned, and scarred

wtf this movie is making me sad I thought we agreed movies are good vibes only

Made the mistake of checking my university subreddit and its full of scratched liberals complaining about the tiny 10 person protest for Palestine that happened last year. The comments are people saying they hope that the protesters get sent to Palestine and people saying Hamad is living in luxury. Just wild what these libs say. I mean its reddit so I'm not sure what I expected but still

In the United Kingdom, the totalitarian government forbids the people from starming their own kiers.

The existence of Pedro Pascal implies the existence of Pedro Fortran

My spouse has long suffered from anxiety and depression; somewhat mildly, as she is healthy enough to live a normal life and its not super debilitating. But for the first time, they are trying out Sertraline 10mg to see if it helps. I'm a bit worried about it, since it seems like somewhat random what it does to people. But i'm hoping for the best.

wondering what the life of the person pulling 6500xp a week in my Duolingo league is like

Kendrick the album is good but the track where you yell-rap about your past lives is about as half-baked and corny as a typical Eminem track and the beat is about as good as one.

Emote idea: Al Gore playing the drums with the name :al-gore-rhythm:

Made 3 different types of bean from dry bean this weekend.

Chickpeas --> 1.5L of hummus

Romano --> 2L of refried beans

Lima - 6L of beans in a spicy tomato sauce with thyme and oregano

With the sourdough in the oven and the tray of roast potatoes feeling pretty good about my meal prep for the week

So on the recommendation of people with impeccable taste I've started watching Maniac. I am digging this.

Also, the "AdBuddy" system is both horrific and plausible at the same time. The enshitification of realty.

Im roleplaying Harry Dubois (I gave myself alcohol poisoning last night (why the hell did I do that))

One big de-americanizing moment for me was realizing (already in my 20s) that actually most people aren't super cavalier about mass death happening to other people and places, that's really only so normal here and in places under our influence .

Has anyone ever shot a shotgun with another gun? It would be so literal