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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834

I'm a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously

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[–] figjam@midwest.social 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.

there's a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I'm not sure what that makes me

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.

[–] m_f@midwest.social 20 points 13 hours ago

Here's my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it's a country?)

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who's never been to Brazil.

[–] NotSpez@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?

But yes.

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

As a brazilian who doesnt live in "all my brazilian friends live here" i have to say i am profoundly affended.

Good job :)

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 7 hours ago

Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

In SoCal you have coastal and you have support groups for getting beat by the sun. It's the same climate all the way from the hills around LA/SD to the mountains in New Mexico.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

No kidding? Never knew that.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

I don't think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 20 hours ago

Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Spoken as someone who doesn't travel those 3 states. Alabama is head and shoulders above the other 2.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Oh, I do travel through there. I hate it for many, many reasons

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

MUST BE UNIFIED

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

As a Brazilian, I didn't even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

There's a massive Brazilian community here in Massachusetts, and with how people drive like the road laws don't apply you'd feel right at home.

When I was in Paraíba around JP a few months ago it wasn't much different than Boston, just more hatchbacks and motorcycles and less SUVs

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You haven't heard of LA? That surprises me.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

As a former L.A. resident- the people who live there think it's a separate country too.

please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Don't worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 20 hours ago

I've never seen such a great description of West Virginia.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.

And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 24 points 23 hours ago

Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only seasons in California are sun and fire.

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago

It was fun to spell aloud when I was 7.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

The women are the finest I've ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.

CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.

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[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:

Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Known for its motto, "The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don't just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The cities along California's coast aren't barely habitable because of the heat; they're barely habitable because of pollution.

Signed, A Californian.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

And the lack of water.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn't deserve such horrendous fate.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 20 hours ago

It's not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 20 hours ago

Those lakes do really have a lot to love

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.

[–] shani66@ani.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mississippi exists, despite it's complete lack of justification to do so.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

Hey now! Mississippi has... Oh wait. Nevermind.

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Maps like this remind me that I suck at geography. Whoever annotated those things knows considerably more about USA than I do.

Tarheel here...nuh uh!

Also a lot of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina. There's Camp Lejeune, our largest marine base, and to give it it's full legal name, Fort Bragg I Mean Fort Liberty, a very large army base. Also in the state you'll find Seymour Johnson AFB.

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