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“To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone,” the document said, according to the official.

It also had a line that said, “I do apologize for any strife or traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming.”

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[–] nandos_house_of_glues@hexbear.net 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

extremely common weirdo internet libertarian L

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 77 points 1 week ago

That’s the one thing that makes me believe Luigi’s Mansion is the real guy. They are all like this.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of one of the main FOIA guys who runs "The Black Vault" for UFO shit being like.

"I trust the government and appreciate all their good works, I just firmly believe in the civic value of government transparency and disclosure."

Probably my favourite kind of brainworms within the sphere of parapolitics, just a fundamentally endearing viewpoint to have.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My eternally melted brain post-Epstein is making me immediately think "No way this shit is real. They just want to try to pack him up by saying he confessed to avoid dealing with a jury and the possibility that people say "Eh... 🤷‍♂️""

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is being highly upvoted even on Reddit

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why is the hashtag still calling him an assassin while simultaneously implying he’s not lmfao

[–] miz@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

exactly what a cop would write while driving out to Altoona

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They probably keep a ton of these "manifestos" on file, and swap things in as necessary.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what kind of "gamer techbro" writes a handwritten manifesto knowing that it makes it so much harder to publicize or replicate? but it makes sense if a cop is hand-copying it from ChatGPT to avoid having to provide online provenance or mock up a believable flash drive (with just this document on it?) and appropriate dates

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay I didn't buy the "planted manifesto" until now.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fuckin called it (as did a few others)

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Some people need better media literacy. MSM will never truthfully release what's actually in the manifesto if he even had a manifesto in the first place. The closest thing to a "manifesto" are compilation of his social media. And this is all assuming Luigi isn't being set up as a patsy.

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean its a Setup anyway , State can not leave such a Act without presenting somebody that fits .. so they proably wrote that selfloving stuff in there as well .. Btw how nice that he had so much compromat on him , without it , that would be a really hard case to make in Court.

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[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

IMHO this would have been required whether it was his idea or not

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