this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This again proves that Haus of Decline is leagues above any other internet comic artist

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I really hope she starts going to the Toronto comic arts festival, lol. There’s usually some webcomic artists there, and I’d really like to see how people react to Haus of Decline or PBF at an event like that lol

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

The cum moustache

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

VOLCEL POLICE! Yes officer, the guy with the white mustache!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What would happen if you inseminated yourself with the replicator cum?

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Nothing, because the sperm would all be inanimate, and probably look like dead sperm under a less powerful microscope. They'd actually be more like approximately sperm shaped protein bubbles

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

You would get a baby made up of a totally average out sample of humanity, something like the-democrat or the-republican

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago
[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Typical prudish Bajoran

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The replicator bases it off of cum samples from the holodeck.

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

But mostly Barclay

[–] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago