They can't really take away our treats, can they? I was told by Fox that the climate was made up by Big Climate.
"Why are my favorite treats out of stock?"
"They went extinct."
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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Due to climate-related challenges, we ought to be permanently out of most meat items.
At least they're being honest. When we had an egg shortage in Australia there were signs saying there was a shortage of eggs due to increased demand. It wasn't increased demand, they had to cull chickens because of bird flu, it was a shortage!
We just got over a shortage of tomatoes (or supposed shortage, I didn't really see a dip in product) in the US because of the hurricane in Florida.
I’m literally shaking
This is what communism looks like
PANDA express. Think about it 
lol they actually have a sign? we're just out of random shit all the time. the hogs have come to accept the news when i tell them we're out of the bazingameal today, they're usually not happy but there's some tacit level understanding there that the supply chain labor supply and other things are completely fucked that wasn't there pre 2020.
edit: i should add those hogs are the ones that come thru my place, i can't speak for every hog out there
In my past experience most of the treat hogs tend to get it, but there's always a few who declare we are "lying" when we say we are out of their favourite treat. Some people absolutely cannot handle the treat dispenser being switched off, even for a day.
this is absolutely going to spur a movement to boycott them among the chuds that don’t believe in climate change
More treats for me
They might stop being out of stuff then…
: “Losing treats is worth it to protect the treats!”
Treathogs gonna treathog
I'm OOTL, what climate food specifically is missing? Sorry for being ignorant.
I didn't see anything missing; just thought it was a funny sign. I guess they put them up preemptively since it's like sixty fucking degrees outside mid December.
i bet it's so they stop getting asked why they're out of something
it's probably just a blanket statement not a specific item, i haven't noticed an actual pattern to being out of anything specific like chicken or shramp or whatever it's usually just random shit like an ingredient to sauces or fucking coffee filters or some bullshit
some failson forgot to stock up and just went, "eh, pin it on climate change"
is Panda short for Panda Express?
It's even more express if you just say Panda.
Yes, sorry, edited