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Just quoting stanzas from State and Revolution?

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[–] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel like the hammer and sickle is an obvious choice

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmao that rocks tf Doctor Who is cool?

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Hey now I wouldn't go that far ukkk

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A bespoke handmade doohickey is diametrically opposed to a firearm mass produced by a capitalist-owned factory, checks out.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

vampire capitalist

You just said vampire twice.

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve always like the idea that it’s faith that repels them. Like the Doctor Who clip already linked where a Soviet soldier is able to repel them with his badge and faith in the USSR.

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which doctor is this from? I don't know about this and must.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Seventh Doctor.

The serial it's in is called The Curse of Fenric.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fixed yield government bonds.

Their image is rooted in the madness of speculation and parasitization.

"Behold, nightmare, for my capital is used productively and sustainably to build a water treatment plant rather than sacrificed on a flaming altar to appease meaningless paper growth!"

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

nah they love government bonds, its where they park all their money whenever there is a run to liquidity. 'euthanasia of the rentier' and all. it happened when the US raised interest rates, all the investors in third world countries fled to US Government securities.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aristocrats' positions rested on divine mandate, so a religious scolding could be a weak spot for them. There is no equivalent with capitalists - unless you selectively quote bourgeois economists they respect, to undermine their confidence and make their stocks plummet or something like that? At least some of them are high on their own supply.

I would say the equivalent of warding them off with crucifixes and such, would be shows of solidarity, successful strikes, etc.
The equivalent of their being unable to cross moving water would be those places and things they haven't figured out how to recuperate or marketize.
The restoration of their mortality and soul is expropriation and reeducation
Stake/beheading/mouthful of wafers is the wall and barbara-pit
Sunlight is the social revolution praise-it

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no see, peasant revolts and strikes actually work, we're looking for purely symbolic gestures that merely seem like they might hurt some moral foundation of the ruling class

just like using the divine as a means for criticizing the aristocracy was a fool's errand since it implicitly accepted their own framework as true, we must also find something equally ineffective that underpins the bourgeoisie's belief in having earned their place

the myth of productivity and hard work ethic seems like the obvious place to start. every billionaire has a rags to riches story and mythologizes how many sleepless nights they spent building their company up from nothing, working 80 hours weeks while eating ramen and never showering or whatever bullshit

[–] blight@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

a glass of lemonade?

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

building trains i think, at least for modern western capitalists

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That would actually be a good bit in a post-revolution movie about a ragtag team of working class misfits taking on capitalists.

Act one - workers vs an American capitalist:

three-heads-thinking: "Look upon my works and despair, capitalist pig!" Shows them just a video of a train working.

porky-scared-flipped: "NOOOOOOOOOO!1!1!" explodes

Act two - workers vs a more competent team of capitalists from idk, France and Japan:

three-heads-thinking: "Look upon my works and despair, capitalist pigs!" Shows them just a video of a train working.

capitalist-laugh: "violently laughing...no no, I'm sorry..I'm sorry. You thought that was going to defeat us? We're not Americans, even us capitalists like trains here!"

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

walls, bullets, cigarettes, blindoflds etc.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

border-diagonal-tl-br

it's a line going down.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Building infrastructure

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

An NFT of a frowning monkey: it's a pure, ideal commodity that lacks form, labor input, and use value, and it's disapproving of them. It is their god, and it is symbolically unhappy with them.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago