DID THEY GET THEIR CUM IN TIME????

Which is funny because caviar, like lobster, began as a shitty food for us poors until the rich gentrified it

Awfully Tinted Skin Colors?

NTSC stands for Never The Same Color

Games that are kinda’ bad are treated as the worst thing

according to the internet at large, things are either the best thing to ever exist or absolute shit
mediocre has become another way of saying bad

Pfft, I could absolutely do that

Assuming she was 10 minutes late to the game and the umpire let me start without her

Oh, that's the video they were talking about on trashfuture lmao

This person needs their license revoked

It Begins

I have a couple pages of notes from when i last played like 3 months ago, just jotting down anything npcs said that sounded important
I can easily go back to games like that, but not ones you need to draw maps for any more

walls, bullets, cigarettes, blindoflds etc.

My first car was a 2006 Black Ford Mustang V6

actual walking stereotype
lemme guess, he got it on a ridiculously shit finance deal and also married a woman a week after meeting her lmao