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In my experience Gen Z get annoyed when you say they're similar to millennials. But if you guys are so different from millennials how come I can't tell the difference between you and the millennial users here haha gottem.

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One of us, one of us!

spoilerJk I'm just kidding please don't bully me young people scare me almost as much as avocados kitty-cri-potato

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[–] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s funny you say that because I assumed you were a zoomer

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Zoomer is a state of mind.

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's because the difference, as far as there is one, comes from being terminally online from a young age, which is something a millennial would also have to be to end up on a niche internet forum in 2025

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Me running away and crying after being owned by someone probably 10 years younger than me:

[–] blame@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

so there's actually 3 generations: Millennials, Zoomers, and Terminally Online.

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Squads of paramilitaries pointing rifles at people and holding a picture of a corgi and asking them what they call it.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uh uh it's a doggo. I mean a pupper. Corgirino. Fuck.

no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

brace-cowboy "Another boomer giving cringe"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some of us are the perfect age, Zillenial, where our brain rot is a little more high brow

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's because we were the last humans to live childhood without social media. Millennials got it in college and Gen z has had it their whole lives, we lived through the twilight.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I got it in middleschool than you very much I'm not THAT old. papyrus-oh-no

They keep flip flopping on whether I'm millenial or zoomer. I just want to know if I can watch skiperee toilets or not, why won't anyone tell me???

[–] blight@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

avoheart ruining the economy since 1990 or whatever

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So insane that there's people on this site born in a year starting with a one

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dirt_owl is a millennial??

what was it like living with dinosaurs?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jokes on you I am a Dinosaur

Wait

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't even be mad at this, everybody in the thread where I mentioned my age was shocked

[–] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shocked because you were old or young?

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Young, I turn 24 next month. I was a step parent for a while so I posted about that a lot, everybody who was following that was shocked to find out my age

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wanna get pissed kids? Bought my first house for $55k.

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In hindsight I realize it's a bit cruel.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

elder millennials are cringe tho, i see what the gen z kids are saying about them. with that being said gen z is cringe as hell too.

they’ll make fun of millennials for being like “ugh had to adult today” and then they’ll say some shit about how they can’t get a discord kitten because they have ohio rizz and then make a cringey tiktok where a filter turns them into a demon and caption it “dont even msg me…. taking a break from this app” while continuing to post like nothing happened

[–] blame@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

at least elder millennials had to figure out how to download photoshop from bittorrent to turn themselves into a demon and post cringe

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mfw I am not someones discord kitten catgirl-cry

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

you could be, kitten 😳😳😳

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Discord kitten deprivation is a serious crippling loneliness don't even joke about that

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I give older millennials a pass on the adulting thing because most of them were severely neglected growing up and and literally not taught the basic skills needed for adult life. That ones on boomers.

Hell, I'm on the younger end of the millennial scale and I basically had to raise myself.

Sorry that got a bit real. I guess that's a tender nerve of mine haha.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

im recently 32 and basically had to raise myself as well so i feel you. id still never be caught dead saying adulting tho ☠️

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 week ago

look at me i am hip i am currently referencing current meme "dinner" from link: the faces of evil from the philips compact disc interactive computer machine for yout television of cathodic rays, now what is the best playstation 3 video game? little big planet cool :D

i am a literal fossil i know

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago

with a bit of pomni on the side

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

All the other users on this site can likely tell I'm 95 years old because of how good my posts are and wise my wisdom is.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Wow I didn't realize I was old as fuck