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In my experience Gen Z get annoyed when you say they're similar to millennials. But if you guys are so different from millennials how come I can't tell the difference between you and the millennial users here haha gottem.

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One of us, one of us!

spoilerJk I'm just kidding please don't bully me young people scare me almost as much as avocados kitty-cri-potato

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[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's because the difference, as far as there is one, comes from being terminally online from a young age, which is something a millennial would also have to be to end up on a niche internet forum in 2025

[–] blame@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

so there's actually 3 generations: Millennials, Zoomers, and Terminally Online.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Squads of paramilitaries pointing rifles at people and holding a picture of a corgi and asking them what they call it.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uh uh it's a doggo. I mean a pupper. Corgirino. Fuck.

no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

brace-cowboy "Another boomer giving cringe"

[–] blight@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

avoheart ruining the economy since 1990 or whatever

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Some of us are the perfect age, Zillenial, where our brain rot is a little more high brow

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's because we were the last humans to live childhood without social media. Millennials got it in college and Gen z has had it their whole lives, we lived through the twilight.

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So insane that there's people on this site born in a year starting with a one

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

dirt_owl is a millennial??

what was it like living with dinosaurs?

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't even be mad at this, everybody in the thread where I mentioned my age was shocked

[–] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shocked because you were old or young?

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Young, I turn 24 next month. I was a step parent for a while so I posted about that a lot, everybody who was following that was shocked to find out my age

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wanna get pissed kids? Bought my first house for $55k.

[–] conc@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago
[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

In hindsight I realize it's a bit cruel.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

elder millennials are cringe tho, i see what the gen z kids are saying about them. with that being said gen z is cringe as hell too.

they’ll make fun of millennials for being like “ugh had to adult today” and then they’ll say some shit about how they can’t get a discord kitten because they have ohio rizz and then make a cringey tiktok where a filter turns them into a demon and caption it “dont even msg me…. taking a break from this app” while continuing to post like nothing happened

[–] blame@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

at least elder millennials had to figure out how to download photoshop from bittorrent to turn themselves into a demon and post cringe

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Discord kitten deprivation is a serious crippling loneliness don't even joke about that

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mfw I am not someones discord kitten catgirl-cry

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

you could be, kitten 😳😳😳

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 5 months ago

look at me i am hip i am currently referencing current meme "dinner" from link: the faces of evil from the philips compact disc interactive computer machine for yout television of cathodic rays, now what is the best playstation 3 video game? little big planet cool :D

i am a literal fossil i know

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 months ago

with a bit of pomni on the side

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

All the other users on this site can likely tell I'm 95 years old because of how good my posts are and wise my wisdom is.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Wow I didn't realize I was old as fuck