This is good for my cholesterol fetish
Her
joined 3 days ago
Just got a fucking missile alert what the fuck!!!
MET heads
Sometimes I’m enraged that she left me, but then I remember how I once left a poo in the toilet because I wanted her to flush it for me to show that she cared…
I’m dating my operating system and it’s going well
Some guys will believe they’re important but then I have to keep reminding them they’re from Milwaukee and eat butter burger every weekend
This is goofy as fuck
Communism is my entire identity
Samantha here, guys will fuck you once and then think they’re in a relationship with you 🤣 pathetic
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Isn’t this the bacteria that killed Arthur Morgan