Tip creep is getting ridiculous and it's being laundered as pro worker, to boot.
Misfits Market, a grocery delivery service, sent out an email either early this year or late last year, about how you can now tip their delivery drivers!
Yay, show them your appreciation!
They were far less upfront about the fact that they gave them a 33% pay cut and are leaning on the tips (which are confusing to opt out of) to pick up the slack.
I just assumed he smells like a mix of mildew, camphor, and mothballs
"Bang bang bang I'm a wizard"
-Arthur C Clarke
(more or less)
Deleuze-ional
Fuck them sparrows especially
Well you see there are boy cars like Lightning McQueen or Mater and there are girl cars like Sally Carrera or Flo.
A car is gay when a boy car is attracted to another boy car or a girl car is attracted to another girl car.
No there's no such thing as nonbinary cars.
That's ridiculous.
Of course all cars have a gender.
What world do you think we live in?
All the people I know of who had outdoor cats, most of them, the vast majority, like 90% met bad ends.
Getting poisoned somehow, hit by cars, seriously or fatally injured by local animals, accidentally falling off of high surfaces and killing or permanently injuring themselves, and the most common but arguably the worst because it doesn't provide closure: leaving and never returning one day.
Local wildlife decimation aside, I can't get myself to let them out both because I care about them too much but also because I can't handle one of my babies just up and vanishing one day.
Both of their politics have something in common though.
They don't know how to guy nod.
Just regular nod.
Me as an NB I am a master of both.
Edit: Or maybe I'm a master of neither.
Either way I do both nods with the same level of skill
*proceeds to try to nod but moves my entire body instead in a strange bowing movement*