The election is in two weeks

like there aren't adjectives for this.

Lovecraftian shit

Damn you might be older than me. We are a slim minority around here lol

I was in my aunts kitchen. The first tremor lifted the entire house off its foundation and as it landed all the cabinets flew open. The second tremor caused a cascade of dishes from all the shelves.

I was 4 years old and that is my earliest memory.

I was just 2 miles from the epicenter when it happened.

Damn wish I wasn't working today I wanna watch both of these and also we absolutely have to watch Fallen with Denzel Washington

"read theory libs"

And then I did and have probably read more in the past 4 years than most of them ever did lol

Obligatory plug for the Rodney-Yellow Thunder online library provided by Chunka Luta Network

Wish someone would knock one of these things out of the sky as highly unlikely as that would be.

Each B-2 Spirit bomber costs ~$2 Billion dollars

metacarpals cuz it sounds like some shit a european philosopher from the 19th century wrote a 2000 page thesis on.

Same people that think the country with the most nukes somehow also has not been able to maintain them meanwhile our nuclear infrastructure still relies on these

Seriously though I have only seen white women brunch libs show any excitement for her, with very very few exceptions and I live literally in her district in California.

Fucking nobody likes her.