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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 109 points 10 months ago

It turned out Jeremy's idea of a social outing was to drive me to Highgate cemetery and proudly show me the tomb of Karl Marx.

Sounds like my kind of date. blushing-engels

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 80 points 10 months ago
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 76 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 72 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why her instead of me

[–] puff@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago

Wow she didn't deserve it

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago
[–] NPa@hexbear.net 56 points 10 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago

Mr. Corbyn you need to dump that ZERO and get with a HERO (markkks-juggalo )

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

Me trying to date

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago

Sounds nice but I suppose if going to a museum isn't a nice date for you then this wouldn't be either.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

kitty-cri-texas why couldn't it have been me

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago
[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

eric-andre actually it is a failure of a date for the venue to be a graveyard and the content not getting drunk on fortified wine in that graveyard. if Jeremy can't be antisocial correctly i don't think we're cut out for it

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Over here Romani people eat and drink on the graves of their relatives, and it rocks, actually

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

just as it should be. even if Marx ain't a relation i'm sure he's a bit thirsty down there

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mary Shelly (author of Frankenstein) lost her virginity in her mother's (Mary Wollstonecraft) graveyard. It may have even been on top of her mother's grave. Basically the original goth gf.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Okay, I thought finding out a dude I was seeing's mom was the crank that was my nemesis during Jr high for yelling at us for skating this sick spot that was TWO HOUSES AWAY FROM HERS, she'd walk over and yell at us and one time after a friend bailed she took his skateboard home with her and his parents called.the cops on her to get it back and then fucking on her bed when he was housesitting was something else.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

That makes perfect sense and if I were dead I'd prefer that, if dead people had preferences

[–] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

we don't know that he wasn't drunk on fortified wine

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago
[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago
[–] asante@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

god i want to be her

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Uguuuu~~~~~! Corbyn senpai~~~!!!!

PLEASE ACCEPT MY FEEE~~~~~EEEELINGS!!!

[–] asante@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yandere simulator but Jeremy Corbyn is the senpai in the Labour Party school

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago
[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

jus like me frreal

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I would probably mention where we're going on a date before leaving. Idk