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Diane Abbott describes what it’s like to date Jeremy Corbyn (hexbear.net)

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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 109 points 1 month ago

It turned out Jeremy's idea of a social outing was to drive me to Highgate cemetery and proudly show me the tomb of Karl Marx.

Sounds like my kind of date. blushing-engels

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 80 points 1 month ago

Dudes rock long-corbyn

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago

Dudes rock

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 76 points 1 month ago

should-have-been-me

[-] Omegamint@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

Lmao

[-] asante@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

knight-nod

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why her instead of me

[-] puff@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

Wow she didn't deserve it

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

denji-just-like-me

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

waow-based

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago

Mr. Corbyn you need to dump that ZERO and get with a HERO ( markkks-juggalo )

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Me trying to date

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

Sounds nice but I suppose if going to a museum isn't a nice date for you then this wouldn't be either.

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

kitty-cri-texas why couldn't it have been me

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

panting

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

eric-andre actually it is a failure of a date for the venue to be a graveyard and the content not getting drunk on fortified wine in that graveyard. if Jeremy can't be antisocial correctly i don't think we're cut out for it

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 1 month ago

Over here Romani people eat and drink on the graves of their relatives, and it rocks, actually

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

just as it should be. even if Marx ain't a relation i'm sure he's a bit thirsty down there

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Mary Shelly (author of Frankenstein) lost her virginity in her mother's (Mary Wollstonecraft) graveyard. It may have even been on top of her mother's grave. Basically the original goth gf.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Okay, I thought finding out a dude I was seeing's mom was the crank that was my nemesis during Jr high for yelling at us for skating this sick spot that was TWO HOUSES AWAY FROM HERS, she'd walk over and yell at us and one time after a friend bailed she took his skateboard home with her and his parents called.the cops on her to get it back and then fucking on her bed when he was housesitting was something else.