You can thank "anarcho-bidenist" radlibs for teaching them the word tankie.

Uzumaki, Chapter 2.

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We're already not doing great with Muslim voters, and the polls aren't looking great either, so what should we do? Oh yes, create an even bigger rift between us and the people who's votes we need. Brilliant.

Ah yes, the American billionaire who's in service of the empire is secretly an anti-imperialist and pro-BRICS.

He'll take on the Deep State any minute now. With help from Xi and Kim, he'll put an end to the Marxist globalists that control the world! 5D Chess!!

And it's the big wet boy calling you with his burner phone.

Just a few things from the article:

They're running out of money. (That's nothing a few more ships for sale can't solve )

Cult-leader Chris orders them to make game-defining changes on a daily basis that fucks up everything for weeks. (It's Chris' world after all, you're just living in it )

Besides just the main game and Squadron 42, they also have a third game (medieval fantasy) in development that uses the backer's funds as well.

https://x.com/RestIsPolitics/status/1846276080833122619

https://xcancel.com/RestIsPolitics/status/1846276080833122619

One of the hosts was the former press secretary for Tony "War Criminal" Blair, and the other one a Tory buffoon under David Cameron and Theresa May.

Common Jacob Geller W

Incredible grift.

Bids opened Monday for a contract to supply the state Department of Education with 55,000 Bibles. According to the bid documents, vendors must meet certain specifications: Bibles must be the King James Version; must contain the Old and New Testaments; must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights; and must be bound in leather or leather-like material.

A salesperson at Mardel Christian & Education searched, and though they carry 2,900 Bibles, none fit the parameters.

But one Bible fits perfectly: Lee Greenwood's God Bless the U.S.A. Bible, endorsed by former President Donald Trump and commonly referred to as the Trump Bible. They cost $60 each online, with Trump receiving fees for his endorsement.

Chain them to the chairs, and crack the whips, because we need more ships. What's Chris Robert's annual retirement fund conference without new ships to show off to our adoring bazinga audience who's ready to throw money at us? Exactly. Get to work, losers.

The company mandate states:

All staff are to be in the office on Friday, October 4th and Friday, October 11th (typically a work-at-home day)

All staff are to be in the office on Saturday, October 5th, and Saturday, October 12th (for these days, the company will provide breakfast and lunch, with staff receiving company TOIL (time off in lieu) which can be stored and used for time off at a later date)

All staff are to work on Sunday, October 6th, and Sunday, October 13th (this can be a work-at-home day, but the company “encourages” people to be in the office. For these days and for those in the office, the company will provide breakfast and lunch, with staff receiving company TOIL, which can be stored and used for time off at a later date)

Another internal email sent to Insider Gaming in July 2024 reveals that Cloud Imperium Games “pre-approved” 12 hours of ‘SQ42 TOIL’ per week for developers to meet Citizencon deadlines. The catch? The TOIL will only be made available after Squadron 42 ships, and employees must still be employed with the company by the time the game ships, or the TOIL “will be forfeited.”

And then I said to my wife: "Let's tie our already fucked up TOIL system to meeting deadlines, because we never seem to meet them anyway."