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Me as a kid, putting 88 in all my screen names because of the year I was born, wondering why complete strangers would instant message me with shit like "HELL YEAH BROTHER HH" i was like huh you guys really like hulk hogan

Nier Automata

Never played it before, went in blind. Love it.

Currently reading this with the bidet on and water blasting up my ass as I rock back and forth to get every nook and cranny of my butt

Reminds me of when my mom's boyfriend forced us to go buy a book about climate change denial and wanted us all to read it but when we got to books-a-million (libraries are liberal brainwashing institutions), he got distracted by sports magazines and read those and I ended up reading a people's history of the united states.

I wish I knew how to do this. I just invested like $100 (lol) in like 5 different things and watch the line go up and down. I think one day the most I made was $10.

Need someone to teach me how to game the system.

I wonder sometimes what it's like to have a dad. I genuinely can't relate. Mine was in and out of my life, never raised by him, saw him once every few years. He's familiar the same way seeing someone you've seen around town before is familiar, but not in a way that brings any kind of warmth or comradery.

I don't really have any strong feelings towards him. He's attempted to rekindle a relationship between us, but I'm almost 40 now and it feels like trying to bond with a coworker that you don't have anything in common with. He drinks a lot. Id probably call him more often if he was sober. Then again, I don't know what I'd say to a stranger. Do we talk about the weather? The handful of memories we share from childhood? That's always an easy go-to.

So, no, I don't dislike my dad. I don't even know him. He's just this figure that has been somewhat present at various times in my life without any sort of deeper emotional attachment, like a familiar dream I keep having.

Somebody yelled racial slurs at me last night but I got auditory processing issues and didn't understand, so he had to repeat himself a bunch, and I just kinda stared and didn't realize what he said until I was driving away and then started laughing, thinking that would've been a funny comedy sketch

Nostalgic for this era of the internet.

We got an all-hands meeting next week that's the length of an entire workday. I'm expecting similar shit.

is IRC still a thing? This just makes me miss that, especially seeing the 95/98 UI

Make me bulletproof

Give me legendary fighting skills

....put 3 in the pocket for later use

I would just go around beating up cops

I feel like this could've easily been the plot to Luke Cage if the writers weren't a bunch of fucking libs

Check out Shadow of Memories. No one I know has ever even heard of this game and part of me feels like this was just a half-imagined fever dream from my child hood. I don't remember how I played this game - if I rented it, or just came upon it, but it was such a surreal mindfuck for my 12 year old brain.

It's got time traveling, exploring, mystery, bizarre voice acting, it's really a game that's before its time and to this day I still don't remember much about it other than vibes and HOMONCULUS. Basically, everyday you are killed and you have to solve your own murder and everyday you are revived. If I am remembering correctly? You can't attack or anything, just explore and uncover mysteries

There's a half-dozen or so different endings depending on the choices and it's just such a weird fucking game. I could also be remembering a lot of this through rose-tinted glasses so idk, but definitely put a few hours into it if you like weird games.