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[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Frantically tapping my Tesla™ touchscreen as the Category 5 storm front inches closer and closer to me

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Between the "oops all doors locked" and the teslas propensity to catch fire there's like a non-0% chance somebody in the hurricane is going to get boiled to death in his flooded car

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Novelty fart noise from an accidental stroke on the le epic all-in-one touchscreen just before it all ends.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The last face I ever make: