the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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Missing the obvious reference to the fable of the well we learn in primary school is also pretty cringe.
Thought it would be funny to reference a Chinese tale about a frog in the context, but guess I once again overestimated my public.
"Haha... ugh... it wasn't a call to violence... hehe... it was.. uh... it was a children's story! Haha yeah! It was a children story about drowning communists! Hahaha... ugh...
What no! No I'm not a baby Pinochet, what are you guys talking about?!"
I thought they were talking about the saga viking who go dragged out of a well and was in the news last week.
You got me, I went 4 thousands years into the past to ask this random ass Chinese scribe to write a fable about a frog in a well to save me from an internet argument.
I didn't get you, it's simply that nobody believes your crazy excuse.
No, it's true, the fact that a specific reference to a Chinese tale about a frog in a well as allegory of being blind to reality in a thread about china, you being blind about ethnic cleansing and people calling us frogs in the thread, is a pure coincidence and not another proof of the lack of literacy of the average tankie.
Dude nobody cares.
cope
You're the one coping that NOBODY BELIEVES YOUR LYING FROG BULLSHIT, cracker.
Stephen Candie-ass. You are a disgrace.
Tell your little nazi frog friend Camus that goes double for his cracker ass.
Trick please, don't nobody outside frogland know your bullshit-assed excuses, nor does anybody care. You threw rocks. Now you hide your hands and cry poor polly bout it. They don't make invective strong enough in English for how I feel bout you and your little settler-made friends who do the same cracker-assed bullshit.
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