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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that's why you choose to sleep with communists.

If you EVER stop infighting....

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sex with communists is always orgy because you need an entire committee to be the top

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tfw you overhear the top committee talking about running a train but it turns out they mean investing in sustainable public transit but it's ok because you're into that too

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] someone@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

A neophyte Marxist in the org, spread-eagle, face down on a king-sized bed, wearing nothing but the leather cuffs on their wrists and ankles, and a collar. A figure sits on the edge of the bed, stroking the sub's hair, then they grab the leash and gently pull in a way meant not to harm but just to grab one's attention. They lean in to the blushing, heavy-breathing sub's ear, and slowly growl:

"'Freedom of criticism' is undoubtedly the most fashionable slogan at the present time, and the one most frequently employed in the controversies between socialists and democrats in all countries."